Corrupt a wish!

[Teensies in Globox]

Granted, but lost its limbs.

I wish Hungary had a real democracy and not a dictatorial democracy!

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you now live in rural Burundi.

I wish the archaeological site down my road was used more.

[Teensies in Globox]

Granted, but the archaeologists banned me from there.

I wish I could afford to buy all the Wii U games I want!

[Greengoop]

Granted, but no shops near you sell Wii U games, and all websites are offline.

I wish shame for pointless things didn’t exist.

[Teensies in Globox]

Granted, but because of that you always do pointless things.

I wish people's opinions on a given thing would never change!

[Greengoop]

Granted, but this means society makes absolutely no progress whatsoever.

I wish there was more videos of cut rayman content.

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted but most of it is just Selfship stuff made by me because I convinced Ubisoft to give me the rights to Rayman.

I wish I could be Rayman’s canon husband!

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but there aren't many cannons around in the Glade, so not much changes.

I wish I could think of a wish.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but now you’ve discovered the ultimate spamming tool. And there’s no saving the forums!

I wish I could find what I was looking for.

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted gut irs super expensive

I wish I knew how to spell properly

[RayGamer99]

No need, you just spelled "properly!"

I wish I could think of good jokes on the spot.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you make really risky jokes, making you hated by minorities.

I wish I had an iHome.

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted, but you only have 69 pounds worth of furniture you can put in until you have to pay for more!

I wish my moustache would grow without having to go on HTR..

[RayGamer99]

I wish I had an iHome.

Granted, but you'll need to buy a new one in about a year when they release the iHome Pro!

I wish people noticed that I just unlocked a new rank.

[Greengoop]

Granted, it grows so big that it drags onto the floor and brushes all the dirt. You are also doing a swamp hike, for some reason.

I wish people noticed that I just unlocked a new rank.

Granted, but people still don’t care

I wish I had the Green Day PS3 game

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but your PS3 explodes as soon as you buy the game.

I wish cartoons could get away with the kind of gags they did in the 1900s.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but the only gags they can get away with are why was 6 afraid of 7 and why did the chicken cross the road.

I wish for a continent to spawn in the middle of the pacific!

[RayGamer99]

Granted but it's a rather small continent, no bigger than a small island.

I wish I had a motorbike.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but “Motorbike” is the call new slang for a small plastic baton.

I wish I knew what music listening thing I should get.

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted, but it only shows baby shark!

I wish I got into the student council!