Corrupt a wish!

Granted, but no shops near you sell Wii U games, and all websites are offline.

I wish shame for pointless things didn’t exist.
 
Granted, but this means society makes absolutely no progress whatsoever.

I wish there was more videos of cut rayman content.
 
Granted but most of it is just Selfship stuff made by me because I convinced Ubisoft to give me the rights to Rayman.

I wish I could be Rayman’s canon husband!
 
Granted, but there aren't many cannons around in the Glade, so not much changes.

I wish I could think of a wish.
 
Granted, but now you’ve discovered the ultimate spamming tool. And there’s no saving the forums!

I wish I could find what I was looking for.
 
Granted, but you only have 69 pounds worth of furniture you can put in until you have to pay for more!

I wish my moustache would grow without having to go on HTR..
 
Granted, it grows so big that it drags onto the floor and brushes all the dirt. You are also doing a swamp hike, for some reason.

I wish people noticed that I just unlocked a new rank.

Granted, but people still don’t care

I wish I had the Green Day PS3 game
 
Granted, but your PS3 explodes as soon as you buy the game.

I wish cartoons could get away with the kind of gags they did in the 1900s.
 
Granted, but the only gags they can get away with are why was 6 afraid of 7 and why did the chicken cross the road.

I wish for a continent to spawn in the middle of the pacific!
 
Granted, but “Motorbike” is the call new slang for a small plastic baton.

I wish I knew what music listening thing I should get.
 
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