Rayman Pirate-Community

Granted, along with everybody else in your whole school!

I wish the post I wrote here made sense

EdgeRabbit wrote: Sun May 25, 2025 2:22 pm I wish I got into the student council!

Granted but it's made up of dreadfully boring folks who all hate Rayman. Troublesome, isn't it?

I wish a Talking Flower was a playable racer in Mario Kart World.

Granted, but it is the only playable racer

I wish Mario Kart was spelt Mario Cart

Granted but now everyone races in rather slow shopping carts.

I wish I knew how to juggle.

Granted, but it has to be exactly one million balls if you want to. And you have to supply them yourself

I wish I could pick when to terminate an earworm.

Granted but you get a new one every time you terminate the other.

I wish I had more motivation for making sprites.

Granted, you now have a miserable job at a sprite factory, at least you are determined though!

I wish I could post while I was outside

granted, but its now your life!

I wish i could get the Edith up role faster..

Greengoop wrote: Sun May 25, 2025 2:30 pm I wish I could post while I was outside

Granted, but since you haven't seen sunlight in exactly 4985 days, you melt into a puddle as soon as you step outside.

EdgeRabbit wrote: Sun May 25, 2025 2:31 pm I wish i could get the Edith up role faster..

Granted, but someone replaces the normal picture with a weird fanart of her... oh dear...

I wish I had that flying machine that the Dark Teensies use in Rayman Legends.

Granted, but youre glued to it.

I wish i had more ideas for this fucking game.

So do I...

Granted, but they're all bad ideas that get you banned from the game.

I wish I knew how to play guitar, so that I could make rock covers of video game music.

Granted, but every cover has to include a rock in some way.

I wish it wasn’t hot outside.

Granted, now it's 1000 degrees below zero!

I wish my breakfast would come sooner.

Granted, but your breakfast is now freezing.

I wish i had the most tings on this website!

Granted, but a glitch in the system mistakes your request for wanting the most wings; as a result, your house is overflowing with fried chicken.

I wish I could think of something to make with my sprites.

granted, but it gets you canceled on twitter!

I wish my laptop would connect to school wifi

Granted, one second before you leave school

I wish they used the original sexbomb for the rayman sing video.

granted, but im in it now!

I wish i had the motivation to draw my selfship

Granted, but it looks so bad that you have to destroy any evidence of it existing, which ends up with you deleting the entire internet.

I wish that my internet would stop being so terrible.

Granted, now it’s destroyed it ain’t terrible anymore!

I wish I knew how to search for lost Rayman media.