Corrupt a wish!

[Greengoop]

Granted, along with everybody else in your whole school!

I wish the post I wrote here made sense

[RayGamer99]

I wish I got into the student council!

Granted but it's made up of dreadfully boring folks who all hate Rayman. Troublesome, isn't it?

I wish a Talking Flower was a playable racer in Mario Kart World.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it is the only playable racer

I wish Mario Kart was spelt Mario Cart

[RayGamer99]

Granted but now everyone races in rather slow shopping carts.

I wish I knew how to juggle.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it has to be exactly one million balls if you want to. And you have to supply them yourself

I wish I could pick when to terminate an earworm.

[RayGamer99]

Granted but you get a new one every time you terminate the other.

I wish I had more motivation for making sprites.

[Greengoop]

Granted, you now have a miserable job at a sprite factory, at least you are determined though!

I wish I could post while I was outside

[EdgyRabbid]

granted, but its now your life!

I wish i could get the Edith up role faster..

[RayGamer99]

I wish I could post while I was outside

Granted, but since you haven't seen sunlight in exactly 4985 days, you melt into a puddle as soon as you step outside.

I wish i could get the Edith up role faster..

Granted, but someone replaces the normal picture with a weird fanart of her... oh dear...

I wish I had that flying machine that the Dark Teensies use in Rayman Legends.

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted, but youre glued to it.

I wish i had more ideas for this fucking game.

[RayGamer99]

So do I...

Granted, but they're all bad ideas that get you banned from the game.

I wish I knew how to play guitar, so that I could make rock covers of video game music.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but every cover has to include a rock in some way.

I wish it wasn’t hot outside.

[RayGamer99]

Granted, now it's 1000 degrees below zero!

I wish my breakfast would come sooner.

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted, but your breakfast is now freezing.

I wish i had the most tings on this website!

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but a glitch in the system mistakes your request for wanting the most wings; as a result, your house is overflowing with fried chicken.

I wish I could think of something to make with my sprites.

[EdgyRabbid]

granted, but it gets you canceled on twitter!

I wish my laptop would connect to school wifi

[Greengoop]

Granted, one second before you leave school

I wish they used the original sexbomb for the rayman sing video.

[EdgyRabbid]

granted, but im in it now!

I wish i had the motivation to draw my selfship

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but it looks so bad that you have to destroy any evidence of it existing, which ends up with you deleting the entire internet.

I wish that my internet would stop being so terrible.

[Greengoop]

Granted, now it’s destroyed it ain’t terrible anymore!

I wish I knew how to search for lost Rayman media.