Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

[Hunchman801]

1 let's meet that snitch-ass bitch mozzafuckers

[LoveMetal]

A few hundred meters after the exit, you find a little motel on the left of the road.

1. Park the car and go to the motel

[Hunchman801]

1

[LoveMetal]

You open the door of then motel. The door bell rings.
A groom welcomes you: "I'm glad you found your way to the Disposable Motel. Do you want to... Hold on a second!"

1. What?

[Hunchman801]

1 mouais

[LoveMetal]

"I'm sorry but farts are not allowed here, please read the sign on our front door." says the groom.
Ajax is starting to get angry. "I'm not a fucking animal you cocksplat!"

1. Fight the groom
2. Tell Ajax to wait for you outside

[Hunchman801]

1 nobody likes a racist even if it's against farts.

[LoveMetal]

You enter in a fight against Groom.
Every enemy has a different block/charge/attack pattern.You should try to find them out.

>> Your HP: 7
>> Enemy HP: 7

What will be your next action?

1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect

[Hunchman801]

1 let's see how this one works

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 7
>> Enemy HP: 7

You are charging (1 turns left).
Enemy is charging an attack.
What will be your next action?

1. Continue charging

[Hunchman801]

1

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 7
>> Enemy HP: 7

You are attacking for 1.
Enemy is also attacking you, for 1 damage.
What will be your next action?

1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect

[Hunchman801]

1 charge attack-?

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 6
>> Enemy HP: 6

You are charging (1 turns left).
Enemy is blocking.What will be your next action?

1. Continue charging

[Hunchman801]

1 charge-attack-block-?

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 6
>> Enemy HP: 6

You are attacking for 1.
Enemy is charging an attack.
What will be your next action?

1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect

[Hunchman801]

3 charge-attack-block-charge-?

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 6
>> Enemy HP: 5

You are blocking.
Enemy is charging an attack.
What will be your next action?

1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect

[Hunchman801]

3 charge-attack-block-charge-charge damn it that was a double charge

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 6
>> Enemy HP: 5

You are blocking.
Enemy is attacking you, for 3 damage (BLOCKED).
What will be your next action?

1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect