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Re: Unpopular opinions on Rayman
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:31 am
by Mortamon Saturn
SilverLum wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:16 am
lyndo64 wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 12:25 am
We need a Razoff dating simulator.
MAKE IT HAPPEN UBISOFT
Razoff looks at you longingly, breathing heavily as he laid on top of you. He had tripped and fallen while taking you out of your cage for your daily walk, but neither of you moved. There was no motion for you to shove him off, and no action from him to stand back up and brush himself off.
It had been three days since you first fell upon his mansion doorstep, muddied by the Bog of Murk. Your feet are shackled, and they clank around your ankle bones uncomfortably with even the slightest movements. At first you assumed the Count had brought you into his abode with the intent of having your hide furnish his trophy room, but the more time you spent with him, the more you wondered if much more was going on deep inside of his heart and yours. It started with a word to each other here and there, then to an exchange, then to pleasant conversation you would never expect from prey and its hunter. Perhaps....love?
I both needed to see this and both desperately need to unsee it now befaure I get scarred for life. Thank you for this terrifying masterpiece.
Re: Unpopular opinions on Rayman
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:32 am
by lyndo64
I'm still alittle new, who's Birds858?
Re: Unpopular opinions on Rayman
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:33 am
by The Jonster
PluMGMK wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:30 am
The Jonster wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:17 am
lyndo64 wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 12:25 am
We need a Razoff dating simulator.
MAKE IT HAPPEN UBISOFT
Oh no, where is Birds858 when he's needed?
We should have emailed him and asked him if he was interested in returning for RD
Emailing him, maybe would have gotten that to work! He hasn’t answered the previous PM I sent him though so I’m certain he hasn’t been around in a loooong time.
Re: Unpopular opinions on Rayman
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:34 am
by SilverLum
Rayman Saturn wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:31 am
SilverLum wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:16 am
lyndo64 wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 12:25 am
We need a Razoff dating simulator.
MAKE IT HAPPEN UBISOFT
Razoff looks at you longingly, breathing heavily as he laid on top of you. He had tripped and fallen while taking you out of your cage for your daily walk, but neither of you moved. There was no motion for you to shove him off, and no action from him to stand back up and brush himself off.
It had been three days since you first fell upon his mansion doorstep, muddied by the Bog of Murk. Your feet are shackled, and they clank around your ankle bones uncomfortably with even the slightest movements. At first you assumed the Count had brought you into his abode with the intent of having your hide furnish his trophy room, but the more time you spent with him, the more you wondered if much more was going on deep inside of his heart and yours. It started with a word to each other here and there, then to an exchange, then to pleasant conversation you would never expect from prey and its hunter. Perhaps....love?
I both needed to see this and both desperately need to unsee it now befaure I get scarred for life. Thank you for this terrifying masterpiece.
Happy to scar the Rayman community on this lovely day! Let's keep the trauma coming, boys!
Re: Unpopular opinions on Rayman
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:36 am
by The Jonster
Rayman Saturn wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:31 am
SilverLum wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:16 am
lyndo64 wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 12:25 am
We need a Razoff dating simulator.
MAKE IT HAPPEN UBISOFT
Razoff looks at you longingly, breathing heavily as he laid on top of you. He had tripped and fallen while taking you out of your cage for your daily walk, but neither of you moved. There was no motion for you to shove him off, and no action from him to stand back up and brush himself off.
It had been three days since you first fell upon his mansion doorstep, muddied by the Bog of Murk. Your feet are shackled, and they clank around your ankle bones uncomfortably with even the slightest movements. At first you assumed the Count had brought you into his abode with the intent of having your hide furnish his trophy room, but the more time you spent with him, the more you wondered if much more was going on deep inside of his heart and yours. It started with a word to each other here and there, then to an exchange, then to pleasant conversation you would never expect from prey and its hunter. Perhaps....love?
I both needed to see this and both desperately need to unsee it now befaure I get scarred for life. Thank you for this terrifying masterpiece.
Oh no, the calamity of poor Rayman Saturn! Then again we had someone who called Razoff their waifu, so I’m used to it.
Re: Unpopular opinions on Rayman
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:39 am
by PluMGMK
lyndo64 wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:32 am
I'm still alittle new, who's Birds858?
A guy who was really active in 2018, who liked RRR and was convinced that the game's secrets could all be unlocked (which eventually
they were, but only years later). He also claimed Razoff as his waifu, and probably contributed to the loss of Jonster's innocence
Re: Unpopular opinions on Rayman
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:41 am
by lyndo64
I don't know how to feel about someone call Razoff their waifu.
I see the appeal, but I have a life sadly
Re: Unpopular opinions on Rayman
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:42 am
by The Jonster
Wow, so there are others who understand calling Razoff their waifu! Who knew?
Re: Unpopular opinions on Rayman
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:42 am
by PluMGMK
What about Tily?
Re: Unpopular opinions on Rayman
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:43 am
by lyndo64
The Jonster wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:42 am
Wow, so there are others who understand calling Razoff their waifu! Who knew?
I don't think he's a waifu, but I guess I could see someone calling him that.
Re: Unpopular opinions on Rayman
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:43 am
by lyndo64
The Jonster wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:42 am
Wow, so there are others who understand calling Razoff their waifu! Who knew?
I don't think he's a waifu, but I guess I could see someone calling him that.
PluMGMK wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:42 am
What about Tily?
But isn't Tily a child?
Re: Unpopular opinions on Rayman
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:45 am
by The Jonster
PluMGMK wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:42 am
What about Tily?
Ah yes we forgot the Tily fanclub of course! But wait are there Tily waifus too?
Re: Unpopular opinions on Rayman
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:45 am
by PluMGMK
Yeah, someone eventually pointed that out. But before that we had someone here who claimed to be in love with Tily (no it wasn't me
)
Anyway, she probably grew up, Rayman M was set a long time before some of the newer games in the franchise
Re: Unpopular opinions on Rayman
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:48 am
by SilverLum
PluMGMK wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:42 am
What about Tily?
A siren can be heard in the distance. Plum considers if they should have posted this, but they lock their door and pray for the best. Nothing will stop them, not even the police, on RPC Record Day.
Re: Unpopular opinions on Rayman
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:49 am
by The Jonster
PluMGMK wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:45 am
Yeah, someone eventually pointed that out. But before that we had someone here who claimed to be in love with Tily (no it wasn't me
)
Anyway, she probably grew up, Rayman M was set a long time before some of the newer games in the franchise
Was it the person who created the Tily fanclub?
Re: Unpopular opinions on Rayman
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:53 am
by PluMGMK
No, it was way earlier than that. I don't think Simina-Cindy was in love with Tily, she just admires her…
Re: Unpopular opinions on Rayman
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:57 am
by lyndo64
Unpopular opinion:
I prefer Isle of doors to Hall of doors.
Re: Unpopular opinions on Rayman
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:57 am
by SilverLum
I've heard of a lot of interesting crushes from the community. I think mine was the most embarrassing, honestly. When I was 4 I had this huge crush on Globox from Rayman 3 and I would stand outside the Fairy Council with him in the game and pretend we were on a date
lyndo64 wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:57 am
Unpopular opinion:
I prefer Isle of doors to Hall of doors.
That was one cool little benefit to Rayman 3D!
Re: Unpopular opinions on Rayman
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:58 am
by The Jonster
Heh. My personal crush is not on any Rayman character, but Jade! So beautiful....
Re: Unpopular opinions on Rayman
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:58 am
by lyndo64
SilverLum wrote: Sat Aug 26, 2023 1:57 am
I've heard of a lot of interesting crushes from the community. I think mine was the most embarrassing, honestly. When I was 4 I had this huge crush on Globox from Rayman 3 and I would stand outside the Fairy Council with him in the game and pretend we were on a date
Honestly I see the appeal