Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

[Greeness]

1.

[LoveMetal]

As you two are arguing, the car starts going mad and slips off from the highway, falling down in the sky.

1. What have we done!?

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

The falling car crashes by breaking into a huge brass pipe.
You are in a stinky underground place, with a lot of strange people lurking around.

1. Where the fuck did we land?

[Hunchman801]

1.

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

"I know this place. We are in the sewers of the internet. Here resides the most odd and the most cancerous communities of the internet. It is quite large though, and I don't know in which part we landed.", says Ajax.

1. Investigate the place

[PluMGMK]

Despite my utter terror, I go number 1. (and probably in my pants too…)

[Greeness]

1. choice, 1. answer.

[LoveMetal]

You're at the beginning of a pipe maze.

You're in pipe number 0.
It splits in two at the end.

1. Go left
2. Go right

[PluMGMK]

I tend to get out of bed on the left, so let's do that: 1

[LoveMetal]

You're in pipe number 1.
It goes left at its end.

1. Go left

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[Hunchman801]

1, not like I have much choice.

[LoveMetal]

You're in pipe number 2.
It goes left at its end.

1. Go left

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1

[LoveMetal]

You're in pipe number 3.
It goes left at its end.

1. Go left

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

Clearly you've been walking in circle faggot.

1. Damn, I'm such a faggot

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.