Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

As you two are arguing, the car starts going mad and slips off from the highway, falling down in the sky.

1. What have we done!?
 
The falling car crashes by breaking into a huge brass pipe.
You are in a stinky underground place, with a lot of strange people lurking around.

1. Where the fuck did we land?
 
"I know this place. We are in the sewers of the internet. Here resides the most odd and the most cancerous communities of the internet. It is quite large though, and I don't know in which part we landed.", says Ajax.

1. Investigate the place
 
Despite my utter terror, I go number 1. (and probably in my pants too…)
 
You're at the beginning of a pipe maze.

You're in pipe number 0.
It splits in two at the end.

1. Go left
2. Go right
 
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