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Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:17 am
by Xenon
Neyus wrote:Holy Crap wrote:Why do you say that? Because you masturbate a lot and have bad acne?
It's a yes and no. Some people have sensitive hormones and they just erupt so badly when you masturbate you'll get it : \
So to the people who dont get acnes while masturbating, you are just lucky. Me on the other hand, stress and my hair causes me to have a bit of acne. Not masturbation though.
Are you sure about it happening to only some? Hormones go crazy when you masturbate, thus creating oil glands or whatever they're called. Perhaps some people are immune, but it would make more sense if masturbation is actually a small factor of getting acne. Bad or otherwise.
Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:03 am
by Shawn
It's pretty natural that it has one thing about it that isn't good. I mean, if it didn't put anyone at a disadvantage, it would be too good to be true.
Yeah.....since when do you see many earthly things that are like that? (that's right, not so much.)
Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:11 am
by dingodile555
Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:45 am
by Shawn
Took ya long enough.

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:22 am
by neo
Samus and SHiek!?!? They are fully clothed, man!
Man, you jerked off to that? XD Not even Zelda or Peach! XD
Jk. ;3
Oh about the acne thing.. NOpe, never happened. and I jerk often too. xDDDDDDDDDD

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 6:34 am
by Shawn
neo wrote:Samus and SHiek!?!? They are fully clothed, man!
Babies got backs.
Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:41 am
by Acarr
@Neo: Isn't that a picture of a man?

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:52 am
by Hunchman801
Acarr wrote:@Neo: Isn't that a picture of a man?

Shawn jerks off over a masked man with gay clothes? C'mon, I knew he was weird, but not that weird

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:25 pm
by Matyuv
Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:30 pm
by Cairnie
I'm no Zelda fan, but I'm sure Shiek [what Zelda turns into once in a while] is female.
Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:33 pm
by Shawn
Yeah. It's a WOMEN.
If ya dumb fucks who actually call yourself GAMERS played ZELDA, you would know.
Oh, but that's right, you don't play Zelda. None of you do. Only Hoodcom and I.
Wow.
(I'm aiming this at Acarr, Matyuv, and Hunch btw)
Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:35 pm
by Acarr
I've played Zelda before
Once..
Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:38 pm
by Shawn
Sorry to sound so harsh, but that's sad. You have no idea what you're missing out on.
Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:41 pm
by Acarr
I could try them out

I haven't played a new game for months.
Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:43 pm
by Shawn
Ocarina of Time would be a good start.
It's considered to be the best Zelda game, and the best game ever created by quite a few people. It was even in the Guiness (spelled wrong?) 2008 World Records book for still being the number 1 game from 1996 to 2008.
Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:44 pm
by Cairnie
The only one I liked was Link's Awakening. Somehow the compilation disc for Gamecube ended up in my house and maybe I'll try out Majora's Mask more.
Didn't like OOT one bit.
Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:45 pm
by Shawn
StaceyW wrote:Didn't like OOT one bit.
......that's a first. What's your reason?
Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:47 pm
by Cairnie
For the same reason I didn't like Sonic CD, Halo and Final Fantasy 7. Purely overhyped all the way.
But I tend to give things a second chance, it was years ago when I played OOT.
Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:51 pm
by Shawn
It wasn't overhyped. It DOES deliver.
Was it because you didn't know what to do?
But I do agree that once you defeat the final boss, there isn't much left to do other than.....like.......15 or 20 other side quests you can do.
But I think you might like MM more, since there is much more to do. Except the gameplay isn't as fun and the story isn't as epic.
Oh, and on the Collectors Edition, leave the rumble feature off for MM. Because it increases it's chance to freeze since MM wasn't emulated perfectly.
Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:05 pm
by Hunchman801
Shawn wrote:Yeah. It's a WOMEN.
[spiraldoor]WOMAN[/spiraldoor]
Shawn wrote:If ya dumb fucks who actually call yourself GAMERS played ZELDA, you would know.
I don't give a shit, all I can tell is that the thing on the picture above looks like a man, and jerking off over it is definitely sick. Straight to the point.