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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 7:46 am
by lyndo64
DaveRattlehead wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 7:43 am When the Magician says "f*cking finally" instead of "you saved the wooooorld".
Honestly that's a better ending, they should play that after better Space Mama :lol:

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 7:47 am
by Greengoop
When after 1000 deaths the game says

“Magician assist”
The magician is tired of your f*ckery and wants to clear the level for you. Y/N

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 7:48 am
by DaveRattlehead
I would love to see Betilla visibly disappointed with you every single time you die, like "am I really giving you powers for this?".

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 7:53 am
by The Jonster
Well I'm sure she felt this way in Origins when he tried blowing her skirt. :P

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:06 am
by DaveRattlehead
When Rayman 2 doesn't start because Rayman has already given up.

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:08 am
by lyndo64
When Rayman 3 doesn't start because Rayman's hands were being nice.

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:09 am
by Greengoop
When globox gives your hands to Andre instead

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:11 am
by lyndo64
When Murfy swallow's Andre, and Murfy becomes the Hoodlum king.

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:12 am
by The Jonster
That explains why he taunts you about Rayman 4!

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:13 am
by lyndo64
When Andre shatters the Heart of the World!

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:14 am
by The Jonster
How is that any different than what Razorbeard shatters it actually? :lol:

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:16 am
by lyndo64
The Jonster wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:14 am How is that any different than what Razorbeard shatters it actually? :lol:
But Andre shattered it this time. :hinhin:

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:16 am
by Greengoop
When mr dark shatters the heart of the world :hinhinhin:

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:17 am
by The Jonster
Yes, but it just breaks into 1000 lums so Rayman can just collect them again. :lol:

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:23 am
by lyndo64
The Jonster wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:17 am Yes, but it just breaks into 1000 lums so Rayman can just collect them again. :lol:
Andre figures out how to turn them into Dark Lums :shock:

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:24 am
by DaveRattlehead
When the piranhas in the Clearleaf Forest kill you.

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:24 am
by Greengoop
lyndo64 wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:23 am
The Jonster wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:17 am Yes, but it just breaks into 1000 lums so Rayman can just collect them again. :lol:
Andre figures out how to turn them into Dark Lums :shock:
Then grand minimus invents the new DarklumCoin

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:24 am
by The Jonster
I mean if he can figure out a way to turn yellow lums into black lums, then we could have issues here.

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:59 am
by Greengoop
When there’s still 531 posts until there’s 3000

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 9:01 am
by lyndo64
When you fall alseep in Rayman 1