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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 7:46 am
by lyndo64
DaveRattlehead wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 7:43 am
When the Magician says "f*cking finally" instead of "you saved the wooooorld".
Honestly that's a better ending, they should play that after better Space Mama

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 7:47 am
by Greengoop
When after 1000 deaths the game says
“Magician assist”
The magician is tired of your f*ckery and wants to clear the level for you. Y/N
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 7:48 am
by DaveRattlehead
I would love to see Betilla visibly disappointed with you every single time you die, like "am I really giving you powers for this?".
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 7:53 am
by The Jonster
Well I'm sure she felt this way in Origins when he tried blowing her skirt.

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:06 am
by DaveRattlehead
When Rayman 2 doesn't start because Rayman has already given up.
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:08 am
by lyndo64
When Rayman 3 doesn't start because Rayman's hands were being nice.
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:09 am
by Greengoop
When globox gives your hands to Andre instead
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:11 am
by lyndo64
When Murfy swallow's Andre, and Murfy becomes the Hoodlum king.
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:12 am
by The Jonster
That explains why he taunts you about Rayman 4!
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:13 am
by lyndo64
When Andre shatters the Heart of the World!
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:14 am
by The Jonster
How is that any different than what Razorbeard shatters it actually?

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:16 am
by lyndo64
The Jonster wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:14 am
How is that any different than what Razorbeard shatters it actually?
But Andre shattered it this time.

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:16 am
by Greengoop
When mr dark shatters the heart of the world

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:17 am
by The Jonster
Yes, but it just breaks into 1000 lums so Rayman can just collect them again.

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:23 am
by lyndo64
The Jonster wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:17 am
Yes, but it just breaks into 1000 lums so Rayman can just collect them again.
Andre figures out how to turn them into Dark Lums

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:24 am
by DaveRattlehead
When the piranhas in the Clearleaf Forest kill you.
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:24 am
by Greengoop
lyndo64 wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:23 am
The Jonster wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:17 am
Yes, but it just breaks into 1000 lums so Rayman can just collect them again.
Andre figures out how to turn them into Dark Lums
Then grand minimus invents the new DarklumCoin
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:24 am
by The Jonster
I mean if he can figure out a way to turn yellow lums into black lums, then we could have issues here.
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:59 am
by Greengoop
When there’s still 531 posts until there’s 3000
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 9:01 am
by lyndo64
When you fall alseep in Rayman 1