Hors-sujet

[PluMGMK]

in french, even the objects have a sex

LOL
It's the same way in Russian actually lol.

And Irish.

[LittleLuc]

Sorry, I don't know how I can explain this.
And in France, the sex are the biggest in the world.

[DesLife]

Yep, and for every word you have to know its gender ! So keep learning your vegetables' genders.

And in France, the sex are bigger than the rest of the world.

WTF do you mean ?

[Matyuv]

Is carrot a female?

[DesLife]

It is, as tomate and courgette !

[LittleLuc]

Yes it is. That's strange, I know.

WTF do you mean ?

I mean our penis are the biggest in the world.

EDIT : I saw my fault ><"

[DesLife]

Who cares ?
Well I'll create a Learn French topic tomorrow.

[Matyuv]

Carrot is a female in Russian too, and zucchini is what we call 'middle gender' lol
And tomato is a brutal fucking man in Russian.

I mean our penis are the biggest in the world.

Penises. This is important.

[LittleLuc]

In the french forums I suppose ?

[DesLife]

LL : ofc.
Mat : we have no "middle" or "neutral" gender. Only weak females and strong and virile men.

[Canard WC]

The Great Flying Poo = Le Grand Caca Volant.
The Celestial Farts = Les Prouts Célestes.
The Jlfksjlfl = Les Jlfksjlfl.

That's probably all you need to know about French.

[DesLife]

Ainsi que "prout" et "Vive les Jlfksjlfl !"

[LittleLuc]

We can teach him how to insult A10das.

[Hunchman801]

I know Valentines was yesterday, but in case you wanna tell someone you love them: « Je vais tellement te défoncer le cul que quand tu bailleras, on verra le jour. »

[Matyuv]

Translator went crazy. What does it say lol?

[DesLife]

"I'll fuck your ass so hard that when you open your mouth we'll see the sunlight."
That's how Hunchman seduces young virgins !

[Hunchman801]

Something along the lines of « Imma screw your ass so hard that when you yawn we'll see daylight » Sounds better in French though

Edit: DesLife beat me to it.

[PluMGMK]

Tu a raté le 1000 dommage pour toi !

What does the highlighted portion of this PM mean?

[Hunchman801]

« Too bad for you. » Depending on the context, it could be more like « it's a shame for you. »

[DesLife]

It means : owned. Basically.
Ahah, google translation French => English => French is so funny.

I am so fucked you ass when you yawn, it will come.☺(d'où sort ce smiley... ?)
Je suis si fucked you ass lorsque vous bâiller, ça va venir.

J'aime beaucoup le "ça va venir."