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Yep, and for every word you have to know its gender ! :P So keep learning your vegetables' genders.

LittleLuc said:
And in France, the sex are bigger than the rest of the world.
WTF do you mean ? :lol:
 
Carrot is a female in Russian too, and zucchini is what we call 'middle gender' lol :boon:
And tomato is a brutal fucking man in Russian. 8)

I mean our penis are the biggest in the world.
Penises. This is important.
 
LL : ofc.
Mat : we have no "middle" or "neutral" gender. Only weak females and strong and virile men.
 
The Great Flying Poo = Le Grand Caca Volant.
The Celestial Farts = Les Prouts Célestes.
The Jlfksjlfl = Les Jlfksjlfl.

That's probably all you need to know about French.
 
I know Valentines was yesterday, but in case you wanna tell someone you love them: « Je vais tellement te défoncer le cul que quand tu bailleras, on verra le jour. » :proud:
 
"I'll fuck your ass so hard that when you open your mouth we'll see the sunlight."
That's how Hunchman seduces young virgins !
 
Something along the lines of « Imma screw your ass so hard that when you yawn we'll see daylight » :angel: Sounds better in French though :(

Edit: DesLife beat me to it.
 
A10das (after 1000 was posted in Le Jeu de la Bombe) said:
Tu a raté le 1000 dommage pour toi !
What does the highlighted portion of this PM mean?
 
« Too bad for you. » Depending on the context, it could be more like « it's a shame for you. »
 
It means : owned. Basically.
Ahah, google translation French => English => French is so funny.

I am so fucked you ass when you yawn, it will come.☺(d'où sort ce smiley... ?)
Je suis si fucked you ass lorsque vous bâiller, ça va venir.

J'aime beaucoup le "ça va venir." :mrgreen:
 
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