Ode to Matyuv

[Rulez]

I'm scratching the southern hemisphere of my left buttcheek

[Serza5]

That was beautiful.

[Master]

Ahh, I see where this is going.

[Hunchman801]

To the greatest child of Mother Russia, may our love shine upon ya.

[Bionichute]

I don't know what you mean it's just a healthy sheen

[Rulez]

Charlie Sheen?

[Hunchman801]

A sheen amount of win?

[Master]

Matyuv, wonderful chap, please do continue to honour us with your bodily scratching.

[Bionichute]

Charlie Sheen?

I'm not light on my feet now I clank and I squeak but my voice is the same when I speak

[saerleiya]

Matyuv, I miss you so badly!

[Hunchman801]

I'm going to cry now. :'(

[Master]

We must not weep, but honour his glorious name by continuing his glorious legacy.

[saerleiya]

And what is his legacy ?

[Hunchman801]

It is glorious.

[Rulez]

vodka

[Master]

Scratching, and the website design.

[Bionichute]

lookee here lookee here look what i've got don't think i won't let little diddy drop

hold it now hold it now hold it right there you wouldn't drop couldn't drop you wouldn't dare

i'm a reasonable raving derangable despot i tell you what we'll trade like a stock exchange wheel a deal have a deal it's a steal diddy for the coconut the coconut for diddy

[saerleiya]

This lil' dragon is not here at the moment shnif

[Phoenixan]

I like how when this website design first came about, I thought, "Man, this banner is pretty huge."

Until I got a 1080p monitor.

[saerleiya]

due to Matyuv lame face