Why Mosquitoes are Evil

[Shrooblord]

They suck






our blood.

[PluMGMK]

What witchcraft is this? Shroob has Grolem 13 now!?

[Master]

And Moskitoes are evil?

[stan423321]

We should create a GMO mosquito attacking mosquitoes.

[ikke471]

they also buzz like some crazy ass buzzer.. which is annoying

[jurebj]

Because they were in the shrek's swamp.

[TFDS]

They were born this way.

[Shrooblord]

They have penisses for mouths.

[Master]

The arses, no wonder he's a grump.

[Shrooblord]

And no joy comes from their mouthpenis. Only sadness.

[stan423321]

Mosquitoes believe that when they run out of human blood, they become ponies.

[Master]

Mosquitoes make mosquitoes, which makes us all miserable.

[Shrooblord]

Mosquitoes believe that when they run out of human blood, they become ponies.

And we all know ponies are even more evil than mosquitoes.

[Master]

This is informative, and educational. Where did I put my notebook?

[stan423321]

Mosquitoes believe that when they run out of human blood, they become ponies.

And we all know ponies are even more evil than mosquitoes.

So they are evil to not be more evil! Truly, recognition of this feat is a true step in our understanding of morality.

[Droolie]

I wonder what would happen if we would get mosquito vampires. Would we become mosquitoes when they bite us?

[Serza5]

Mosquitoes don't like tonic water I hear

[Droolie]

Help! There's a mosquito hanging around my chair!

[Master]

EXTERMINATE.

Seriously, the Daleks would be good at that, right?

[stan423321]

And my axe!


...I think I'm doing it wrong.