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Why Mosquitoes are Evil

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:25 am
by Shrooblord
They suck






our blood.

Re: Why Mosquitoes are Evil

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:26 am
by PluMGMK
What witchcraft is this? Shroob has Grolem 13 now!? :o

Re: Why Mosquitoes are Evil

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:27 am
by Master
And Moskitoes are evil?

Re: Why Mosquitoes are Evil

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:27 am
by stan423321
We should create a GMO mosquito attacking mosquitoes.

Re: Why Mosquitoes are Evil

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:29 am
by ikke471
they also buzz like some crazy ass buzzer.. which is annoying

Re: Why Mosquitoes are Evil

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:32 am
by jurebj
Because they were in the shrek's swamp.

Re: Why Mosquitoes are Evil

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:34 am
by TFDS
They were born this way.

Re: Why Mosquitoes are Evil

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:35 am
by Shrooblord
They have penisses for mouths.

Re: Why Mosquitoes are Evil

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:36 am
by Master
The arses, no wonder he's a grump.

Re: Why Mosquitoes are Evil

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:36 am
by Shrooblord
And no joy comes from their mouthpenis. Only sadness.

Re: Why Mosquitoes are Evil

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:37 am
by stan423321
Mosquitoes believe that when they run out of human blood, they become ponies.

Re: Why Mosquitoes are Evil

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:39 am
by Master
Mosquitoes make mosquitoes, which makes us all miserable.

Re: Why Mosquitoes are Evil

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:40 am
by Shrooblord
stan423321 wrote:Mosquitoes believe that when they run out of human blood, they become ponies.
And we all know ponies are even more evil than mosquitoes.

Re: Why Mosquitoes are Evil

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:42 am
by Master
This is informative, and educational. Where did I put my notebook?

Re: Why Mosquitoes are Evil

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:44 am
by stan423321
Shrooblord wrote:
stan423321 wrote:Mosquitoes believe that when they run out of human blood, they become ponies.
And we all know ponies are even more evil than mosquitoes.
So they are evil to not be more evil! Truly, recognition of this feat is a true step in our understanding of morality.

Re: Why Mosquitoes are Evil

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:44 am
by Droolie
I wonder what would happen if we would get mosquito vampires. Would we become mosquitoes when they bite us?

Re: Why Mosquitoes are Evil

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:44 am
by Serza5
Mosquitoes don't like tonic water I hear

Re: Why Mosquitoes are Evil

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:52 am
by Droolie
Help! There's a mosquito hanging around my chair!

Re: Why Mosquitoes are Evil

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:57 am
by Master
EXTERMINATE.

Seriously, the Daleks would be good at that, right?

Re: Why Mosquitoes are Evil

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:57 am
by stan423321
And my axe!


...I think I'm doing it wrong.