Crónica de una muerte anunciaDORA

[Jewish Candy]

On this day, we - the largest Dora the Explorer fansite in the world - bid farewell to the character that brought us together in the first place.



Adoración de la Exploradora, the most intrepid and courageous spirit of our times, shall soon depart from this world forever to journey around the torments of hell, across the ennui of purgatory, and through the pearly gates to finally meet the Grumpy Old Troll in the sky.

As the number one source for all things Dora, we have followed her and responded to her verbal cues faithfully for over 14 years. Her message of righteous, insatiable hatred for all sapient foxes shall continue to guide us, as The Map shall guide her beyond this crude matter into true divinity.

Though she may disappear from our TV screens, she shall never disappear from our hearts. Feel free to pay your last respects here, or join in the final dance...

[MrBadGuy]

Rest in peace, little fake hispanic kid

[Reese Riverson]

Is this real? Does that mean Deslife needs a new identity?

[Jewish Candy]

Apparently so. Deslife shall simply persist as a ghost
Oh it's so early, you can tell because I'm getting a little worked up over all the Dora songs. Gonna miss that fake hispanic kid. COME ON VAMANOS

[Ambidextroid]

I don't think I've ever seen an episode of Dora the Eplorer in my life.
This's been my only form of insight in the subject:

[Reese Riverson]

Apparently so. Deslife shall simply persist as a ghost
Oh it's so early, you can tell because I'm getting a little worked up over all the Dora songs. Gonna miss that fake hispanic kid. COME ON VAMANOS

Well, DesLife shall be Dora's ghost. Who will seek revenge!

[Thebananacrafter!]

Apparently so. Deslife shall simply persist as a ghost
Oh it's so early, you can tell because I'm getting a little worked up over all the Dora songs. Gonna miss that fake hispanic kid. COME ON VAMANOS

Well, DesLife shall be Dora's ghost. Who will seek revenge!

DesLife WILL pay back

[Bradandez]

Good! RIP IN HECK, little Mexican Latina child! Mexicans are the fall of humanity! Arg!

[PluMGMK]

Well, DesLife shall be Dora's ghost. Who will seek revenge!

Revenge on Viacom? Damn, ghosts get to do all the cool stuff.

RIP Dora.

[Jewish Candy]

Plum! Your sig! Its beauty is haunting.

[MrBadGuy]

Either I'm going crazy, or that post just jumped from one topic to another. I think your editing habits might be getting out of hand... I think it's time... ...for an intervention

[Jewish Candy]

You're the one going crazy ha ha ha that post was always in this topic ha ha ha
I can quit anytime I want

[MrBadGuy]

Ok, intervention time everyone!

For those unfamiliar we need to jump out at her and take her by surprise, then while she's still in shock we need to circle around her so she knows she's trapped, and tell her all of the things that are wrong with her, until we successfully berate and crush her into submission.

[Cairnie]

Didn't Dora grow up though I mean...

[Jewish Candy]

HERESY
A Dora that 'grows up' is no Dora at all.

[DesLife]

That's old news folks !

[Jewish Candy]

Old news or new news, the 26th January 2015 is still a date that exists.