On this day, we - the largest Dora the Explorer fansite in the world - bid farewell to the character that brought us together in the first place.
Adoración de la Exploradora, the most intrepid and courageous spirit of our times, shall soon depart from this world forever to journey around the torments of hell,across the ennui of purgatory, and throughthe pearly gates to finally meet theGrumpy Old Troll in the sky.
As the number one source for all things Dora, we have followed her and responded to her verbal cues faithfully for over 14 years. Her message of righteous, insatiable hatred for all sapient foxes shall continue to guide us, as The Map shall guide her beyond this crude matter into true divinity.
Though she may disappear from our TV screens, she shall never disappear from our hearts. Feel free to pay your last respects here, or join in the final dance...
Re: Crónica de una muerte anunciaDORA
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 1:33 am
by MrBadGuy
Rest in peace, little fake hispanic kid
Re: Crónica de una muerte anunciaDORA
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 1:40 am
by Reese Riverson
Is this real? Does that mean Deslife needs a new identity?
Re: Crónica de una muerte anunciaDORA
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 1:44 am
by Jewish Candy
Apparently so. Deslife shall simply persist as a ghost
Oh it's so early, you can tell because I'm getting a little worked up over all the Dora songs. Gonna miss that fake hispanic kid. COME ON VAMANOS
Re: Crónica de una muerte anunciaDORA
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 2:10 am
by Ambidextroid
I don't think I've ever seen an episode of Dora the Eplorer in my life.
This's been my only form of insight in the subject:
Re: Crónica de una muerte anunciaDORA
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 2:52 am
by Reese Riverson
Jewish Candy wrote:Apparently so. Deslife shall simply persist as a ghost
Oh it's so early, you can tell because I'm getting a little worked up over all the Dora songs. Gonna miss that fake hispanic kid. COME ON VAMANOS
Well, DesLife shall be Dora's ghost. Who will seek revenge!
Re: Crónica de una muerte anunciaDORA
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 3:34 am
by Thebananacrafter!
Hoodcom wrote:
Jewish Candy wrote:Apparently so. Deslife shall simply persist as a ghost
Oh it's so early, you can tell because I'm getting a little worked up over all the Dora songs. Gonna miss that fake hispanic kid. COME ON VAMANOS
Well, DesLife shall be Dora's ghost. Who will seek revenge!
DesLife WILL pay back
Re: Crónica de una muerte anunciaDORA
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 6:54 am
by Bradandez
Good! RIP IN HECK, little Mexican Latina child! Mexicans are the fall of humanity! Arg!
Re: Crónica de una muerte anunciaDORA
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 1:11 pm
by PluMGMK
Hoodcom wrote:Well, DesLife shall be Dora's ghost. Who will seek revenge!
Revenge on Viacom? Damn, ghosts get to do all the cool stuff.
RIP Dora.
Re: Crónica de una muerte anunciaDORA
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 1:13 pm
by Jewish Candy
Plum! Your sig! Its beauty is haunting.
Re: Crónica de una muerte anunciaDORA
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 1:20 pm
by MrBadGuy
Either I'm going crazy, or that post just jumped from one topic to another. I think your editing habits might be getting out of hand... I think it's time... ...for an intervention
Re: Crónica de una muerte anunciaDORA
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 1:21 pm
by Jewish Candy
You're the one going crazy ha ha ha that post was always in this topic ha ha ha I can quit anytime I want
Re: Crónica de una muerte anunciaDORA
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 1:25 pm
by MrBadGuy
Ok, intervention time everyone!
For those unfamiliar we need to jump out at her and take her by surprise, then while she's still in shock we need to circle around her so she knows she's trapped, and tell her all of the things that are wrong with her, until we successfully berate and crush her into submission.
Its beauty is haunting.