Love Humanity, Hate the People

[Luckster]

Love Humanity, Hate the People; is a comic strip-type series based on my many irks in life I have to endure, as well as other things I deem interesting. Any situation involving people I know is anonymous, so if I make a situation about anyone reading for the sake of humor, best to not call yourself out there.

There is no set release date for the LHHTP comics yet, as I'm still getting used to my random work schedule. They just happen.

They range from 1 frame to many more. It just depends how far I need to go for the joke or the rant.

I may double post, because I wish that each post contain the comic and an explanation of it. Less clutter.

I am open to suggestions, but I'll only ever do them if I can relate.

Enjoy!

Due the file size issues, some comics need to be clicked on to full view. Sorry about this!!

[Luckster]

"I'm not even suppose to be here today!!" - Dante Hicks; Clerks

There is no such thing as a random schedule at work.

There is no such thing as a day off. Only "You don't HAVE to be here...but we can call you in whenever..."

Including 2 hours before closing.

This happened recently. I was in a food coma when one of my co-workers called me in cause he needed someone to man the store while he went on his break....

1. Don't wake the Luckster

2. Don't wake the Luckster from a food coma

3. DON'T FUCKING WAKE THE LUCKSTER WITH ONLY 2 HOURS LEFT UNTIL CLOSING!!

I'm sure anyone out there in the work force can relate to this one...ugh....

[Shawn]

I use to go through that when starting out my job.

[Acarr]

Nice ideas People can be so annoying sometimes XD

[Shawn]

I probably wont have any good ideas for you to relate too. Our lives are pretty different.

But, I'll go for it:

Have you made yourself look like an idiot in front of the person you have a crush on? I sure have. When I was younger.

EDIT: Have you ever given a Homeless person money, and all they do is ask for more? I hate that. DX

[Luckster]

Have you ever given a Homeless person money, and all they do is ask for more? I hate that. DX

Can't say I have...though when I was moving down to Cali last year, I met a kid who missed his bus and didn't have the money for a new ticket. Out of the goodness of my heart, I gave him a crisp $100 bill to help him out.

A year later, I have yet to see any good karma out of it. All I get is bad Karma....

[Shawn]

You gave him 100 dollars?!

[Luckster]

yes. Bus tickets cost a lot and he had a long way to go.

[Shawn]

I would of given him my phone number. Just so he could thank me later on. (ok, I probably wouldn't do that. I lied. )

[Kelvin12]

Wait. Why the hell is this in the Rayman Artwork forums?

I thought this was an original comic with nothing to do with Rayman...

[Shawn]

Maybe there should be a forum for "Non-Rayman" art?

Anyway, have you ever met some one really immature, try to help them, but all they do is bitch? That happened to me just a moment ago.

[Kelvin12]

Raymankat?

[Shawn]

Yep. She's too young to behave appropriately on the internet.

[Luckster]

Wait. Why the hell is this in the Rayman Artwork forums?

I thought this was an original comic with nothing to do with Rayman...

There is no originals forum. 8P

Anyway, have you ever met some one really immature, try to help them, but all they do is bitch? That happened to me just a moment ago.

Yeah...raymankat.

[Shawn]

Lets hope she leaves soon.

Ever taken a nap that went on for too long?

[Luckster]

Happens all the time actually. I'll sleep at 3 and wake up at 8. Gets to the point where I'm all 'fuck it' and just continue to sleep.

[Shawn]

Moar ideas:

Ever been caught doing something that is supposed to be private?

[Luckster]

sorry for the late reply...work and fanfic editing is killing my forum time.

And to be honest...no...no I haven't. Mainly because if I'm ever going to be sneaky with something, I make sure no one interrupts. (or I just lock the door)

[Shawn]

mkay, then have you ever wanted to do something, but your parents wouldn't allow it?

[Kelvin12]

That'd be something saved for the Back 2 High School phase if she gets to one.

Don't say everybody blamed for something one person did because I already came up with that one.