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Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:15 am
by Shawn
Well, does it? I apologize for starting this discussion off like this, but I don't feel like explaining how I think it's impossible, I just want to raise the question. Who knows, we may figure this out. And won't make all us guys feel better?

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:16 am
by Tobbe
Does masturbating cause blindness?
No. Who told you that?
Wiki wrote:In later decades, the more drastic of these measures were increasingly replaced with psychological techniques, such as warnings that masturbation led to blindness, hairy hands or stunted growth. Some of these persist as myths even today.

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:36 am
by Holy Crap
The way I see it, IF it did, then so would having sex.

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:25 am
by Jona
I would be as blind as a bat if that were true.

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 12:05 pm
by Xenon
Only Shawn could think up this topic. (*)_(*)

I heard that is makes your testicles smaller, but I've never heard of blindness being a consequence, and I can't see how it could be to be honest...

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 12:35 pm
by Shawn
Xenon wrote:Only Shawn could think up this topic. (*)_(*)
I'm not the one who came up with this theory.

And weren't you fine with a fetish topic before? :hehe:

But, uh, sorry this disturbs you. I'm sure some of us who have heard this theory and had no verification, might find some comfort in this thread right here yeah?

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:04 pm
by Xenon
I'm not disturbed at all, I'm just saying it had to be you who came up with this topic. xD

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 2:45 pm
by Acarr
It also makes your palms grow pubic hair :lol:

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 2:54 pm
by Hunchman801
Blindness? In France, we say it makes you deaf ^^ But it's bullshit anyway :P

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:24 pm
by Acarr
lol, apparently;

Your parts will fall off.
As I've said before, grow hair on your palms.
You will go blind, bald or mad.
You will get acne.
You will be unable to have children.
You will get stomach problems.
You will not be able to walk/do sport.

Sorry, I'm bored and found this funny. ^^

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 4:03 pm
by El Dango
I've heard about this in a comedy show, about some guy who's dad told him. He said that he still have problems saying hello to a blind person. :lol:

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 6:06 pm
by spiraldoor
I don't think this question really deserved a topic, as the answer is quite obvious...

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:19 am
by Cairnie
ROFL this thread

In girls masturbation causes volcanoes to erupt in Sicily, they're that orgasmic

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:24 am
by Shawn
i am buns

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 7:22 pm
by spiraldoor
Sure.

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 7:50 pm
by Romano
I dunno if it causes blindness, but this thread makes me happy. :D

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:00 pm
by dingodile555
spiraldoor wrote:I don't think this question really deserved a topic, as the answer is quite obvious...
Yeah, the answer's obviously yes.

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:38 pm
by Hunchman801
Romano wrote:I dunno if it causes blindness, but this thread makes me happy. :D
I don't wanna know why!!

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:34 am
by Henchman1028
One thing though, don't try to crotch grab a girl...

Re: Does masturbating cause blindness?

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:31 am
by Shawn
Henchman1028 wrote:One thing though, don't try to crotch grab a girl...
Eh? What's wrong with that? :?