Well, any of you who have completed Rayman 2 and beat Razorbeard must know that he escaped the prision ship explosion. For those who haven't defeated Razorbeard should read the Prolouge.
PROLOUGE (Only for those who have not seen the end of Rayman 2) ---
"Rayman! I've saved one last surprise for you!" Razorbeard said, pressing the Grolgoth self destruct button and then flying away. [5, 4, 3, 2, 1] the Ship explodes, Rayman left behind.... A funeral is in order, and freinds of Rayman gather near Polokus' stand, having nothing left of rayman but his left shoe (or foot).... The bushes start to shake, and Rayman emerges from them. The shoe then rejoins the rest of the body, and the game ends.
CHAPTER ONE - Razorbeard's escape ---
"You have failed me, salesman, and i demand a refund!" Razorbeard shouted at the Grolgoth Salesman, his beard shaking. "I trusted you not to use the self destruct function," the salesman said calmly. "and you used it. You will not get your gold." At this, Razorbeard was steaming, and yelled, "Well, if you hadn't put in the self destruct button, I wouldn't be blowing up my entire army just to get rid of Rayman! Because of you, all that's left of the ship is the chair i am sitting in now!" The salesman looked at the chair and said, "I will get your gold, but only if Rayman is dead by your feet by the time i get back will you get the gold. You have 3 months." Razorbeard stared at the salesman as though there had been a mistake. "But, Rayman is dead." he said, obviously regarding the explosion. "That's not what my systems show. You have 3 months." the salesman said, wlaking away. "Now how amI to find Rayman without a ship?" Razorbeard asked himself, walking away from his chair in the middle of the Canopy, looking for some methood of transportation. "I want a body, Atrog, if you give me no body, I will leave you to be killed by spider-haters. came a voice oviously belonging to a spider. "I demand to know a fast way to get around." Razorbeard told the spiders. "We know of none," Atrog said, "but Valandaar should know more. He lives at the bottom of that hole." Atrog used 2 legs to point down a hole. "How am I meant to get down there without breaking into many peices?" Razorbeard shouted. Then the larger spider said, "Use a parachute, you idiot. By the way, I am Grearjaeradru." (Grearjaeradru is pronounced Ged-raj-air-doo) "Now where do I find a parachute?" Razorbeard shouted again. "Use a mushroom." Grearjaeradru said, handing Razorbeard a mushroom. "I shall not pay you for this." Razorbeard said, taking the mushroom and jumping into the hole.
CHAPTER 2 COMING SOON
Fanfic - Razorbeard's Return: Part One - The Metal Man
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Fanfic - Razorbeard's Return: Part One - The Metal Man
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Re: Fanfic - Razorbeard's Return
Welcome back!
CHAPTER TWO - Valandaar the Old
Razorbeard reached the bottom of the pit with a cluck. He wished he hadn't done this though, for he realized he had awoken one of the oldest and largest of spiders. "Who dares to interupt me?" came the voice of Valandaar from behind a thick, dark web.
"I am The Admiral Razorbeard, and I have come to find the fastest way of air travel, and don't EVER ask again!" Razorbeard yelled at the spider. Valandaar emerged from the web, a ninth leg holding a cage with a blue missile, black legs, and bright green wings. Valandaar looked displeased. "We do not accept loud voices. I was going to give you the winged missile, but apparently you do not deserve it." he said, looking at Razorbeard, pincers trembling, ready to short-circuit the metal body of the Admiral.
"By the way, who did you say you were after?" Valandaar asked, re-considering his missile offer. "Why the hell do you ask? Oh never mind, if you insist, I am after Rayman the Limbless." Razorbeard answered, watching the missile scratching the cage with its leg. Valandaar looked at the missile, opened the cage, and said, "The limbless ***** put me in here many years ago. He has to be killed. Use this and find him. There is a lazer function on it, so you can use it to kill him." Valandaar's pincers now were arranged in a way that a normal spider could not hope to arrange his pincers into. Razorbeard, however, was already on the missile, trying to get it into the air, when he saw a big red button, reading INITIATE. Razorbeard pressed it for a silent takeoff, wings starting first, then the rocket booster quietley kicking in for maximum speed, leaving Valandaar far down the hole, now telling an odd story to himself (Razorbeard is gone) "--so I try to jump across the gap, but end up falling down here. Oh now where did you go!?" The wings on the missile moved into the missile, leaving the Admiral on open rocket. As he passed Atrog and Grearjaeradru, they were arguing about wether or not Valandaar would bring out the rocket. Razorbeard was swiftly flying through secret passages even Rayman couldn't have found. In some of these passages he though he saw some Robo-Pirates. Whan the rocket finally dropped him off, he found himself in the Clearleaf Forest (play Rayman 3 - CF is level 2), now riding a walking rocket with wings. The missile was going slower now, however. It finally picked up speed, ran ahead two yards, then skidded to a halt, Razorbeard being flung forward 5 feet, crashing into a pile of crates. The rocket now flew away, trying to get back to its owner, Razorbeard stranded in the middle of what seemed to be an ancient battlefeild, covered with black marks and littered with rifles....
STAY TUNED FOR CHAPTER 3
CHAPTER TWO - Valandaar the Old
Razorbeard reached the bottom of the pit with a cluck. He wished he hadn't done this though, for he realized he had awoken one of the oldest and largest of spiders. "Who dares to interupt me?" came the voice of Valandaar from behind a thick, dark web.
"I am The Admiral Razorbeard, and I have come to find the fastest way of air travel, and don't EVER ask again!" Razorbeard yelled at the spider. Valandaar emerged from the web, a ninth leg holding a cage with a blue missile, black legs, and bright green wings. Valandaar looked displeased. "We do not accept loud voices. I was going to give you the winged missile, but apparently you do not deserve it." he said, looking at Razorbeard, pincers trembling, ready to short-circuit the metal body of the Admiral.
"By the way, who did you say you were after?" Valandaar asked, re-considering his missile offer. "Why the hell do you ask? Oh never mind, if you insist, I am after Rayman the Limbless." Razorbeard answered, watching the missile scratching the cage with its leg. Valandaar looked at the missile, opened the cage, and said, "The limbless ***** put me in here many years ago. He has to be killed. Use this and find him. There is a lazer function on it, so you can use it to kill him." Valandaar's pincers now were arranged in a way that a normal spider could not hope to arrange his pincers into. Razorbeard, however, was already on the missile, trying to get it into the air, when he saw a big red button, reading INITIATE. Razorbeard pressed it for a silent takeoff, wings starting first, then the rocket booster quietley kicking in for maximum speed, leaving Valandaar far down the hole, now telling an odd story to himself (Razorbeard is gone) "--so I try to jump across the gap, but end up falling down here. Oh now where did you go!?" The wings on the missile moved into the missile, leaving the Admiral on open rocket. As he passed Atrog and Grearjaeradru, they were arguing about wether or not Valandaar would bring out the rocket. Razorbeard was swiftly flying through secret passages even Rayman couldn't have found. In some of these passages he though he saw some Robo-Pirates. Whan the rocket finally dropped him off, he found himself in the Clearleaf Forest (play Rayman 3 - CF is level 2), now riding a walking rocket with wings. The missile was going slower now, however. It finally picked up speed, ran ahead two yards, then skidded to a halt, Razorbeard being flung forward 5 feet, crashing into a pile of crates. The rocket now flew away, trying to get back to its owner, Razorbeard stranded in the middle of what seemed to be an ancient battlefeild, covered with black marks and littered with rifles....
STAY TUNED FOR CHAPTER 3
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- The Winged Missile - QUOTE: "Razorbeard, however, was already on the missile, trying to get it into the air..."
Re: Fanfic - Razorbeard's Return: Part One - The Metal Man
that is pretty good to be honest you should read lachimaxexs return of the robo pirates. youl be amazed