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Compilation of Funny Shawn Instances

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Xenny's idea. This topic is dedicated to Shawn, for having been so entertaining over the time he has been a member here. I'm not good at speeches, so let's just cut the crap and move on to some classic Shawn quotes. Enjoy.

Wrrrrrrrg:
In his topic 'Does masturbation cause blindness?', Shawn wrote:Well, does it? I apologize for starting this discussion off like this, but I don't feel like explaining how I think it's impossible, I just want to raise the question. Who knows, we may figure this out. And won't make all us guys feel better?
It's pretty natural that it has one thing about it that isn't good. I mean, if it didn't put anyone at a disadvantage, it would be too good to be true.
In his topic 'FETISH!', he wrote:I like it when a women wears leather shoes. (I'm not weird, I just think it's cute.)
I like it when a women has a cute, somewhat squeaky voice.
Butt expansion?
It's true. Some people explode all over their hotel rooms from the sight of a pretzel.
Back to fetishs', I have a nice ass fetish.
I have a fetish no one in the entire world has.

A fetish for female leprechauns.
I only really like female leprechauns.
I guess I just like a mix of red hair and green clothing. Red and green go together very well imo.
I don't see how it's funny. :?

And it's not a sexual fetish if that's what you're thinking.
So finding this:

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u284 ... choice.jpg

-attractive is weird?

I was using the words "female leprechaun" as a joke. (wouldn't female leprechauns be people with red and hair and green clothing?) I didn't actually mean it literally. I just think green clothes goes well together with red hair. And I have no weird fetish for Irish girls. Besides, the person I have a crush on doesn't even have red hair. So it's not an obsession. I just find it pretty. Not in a sexual way.
In the topic 'Who spams the most?', he wrote wrote:... When a girl Irish dances, it's slightly arousing..........oh man, I can already hear HC saying something about what I just said. XD
...which brings us back to FETISH, where he wrote:lol

Irish dancing . . . lol. :P

I had that fetish for about two minuets. :lol:
More:
Shawn wrote:I like it, but my first (3-seconds) impression was that red thing on that little white guy was a vagina.
...
Shawn wrote:I like it how the the words "Vagina" and "Testicle" sound like with an Australian accent.
...
spiraldoor wrote: p.s. Acarr, if you're reading this, stay away from Raymankat :pascontent: She's mine! :hinhin:
Shawn wrote:
spiraldoor wrote:p.s. Acarr, if you're reading this, stay away from Raymankat :pascontent: She's mine! :hinhin:
Acarr is a girl. Dumbass. And she isn't a lesbian.

And if you want to fuck that girl in the vagina, go right ahead. But you'll regret it.
spiraldoor wrote:@Mr. Dark: Stop. Just...stop. You gave me mental images...really, really unpleasant ones.
Shawn wrote:
spiraldoor wrote:@Mr. Dark: Stop. Just...stop. You gave me mental images...really, really unpleasant ones.
Yeah right. You're the one who wants to sleep with her!

Feel free to come up with some yourself. I'll add them, unless Shawn kills me first.
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Re: Compilation of Funny Shawn Instances

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This is funny and all, but overall, I think it's very mean.
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I don't have anything against Shawn. He's a nice guy. :mryellow: But he does say alot of strange and funny things.
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Re: Compilation of Funny Shawn Instances

Post by PluMGMK »

But we've all said funny things. Search anyone's posts.
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Re: Compilation of Funny Shawn Instances

Post by Xenon »

I'm not sure if this is a great idea - I suggested it as a joke. :P

But before I go I'll drop a few of my personal favourites.
Shawn wrote:I like it, but my first (3-seconds) impression was that red thing on that little white guy was a vagina.
...
Shawn wrote:I like it how the the words "Vagina" and "Testicle" sound like with an Australian accent.
...
spiraldoor wrote: p.s. Acarr, if you're reading this, stay away from Raymankat :pascontent: She's mine! :hinhin:
Shawn wrote:
spiraldoor wrote:p.s. Acarr, if you're reading this, stay away from Raymankat :pascontent: She's mine! :hinhin:
Acarr is a girl. Dumbass. And she isn't a lesbian.

And if you want to fuck that girl in the vagina, go right ahead. But you'll regret it.
spiraldoor wrote:@Mr. Dark: Stop. Just...stop. You gave me mental images...really, really unpleasant ones.
Shawn wrote:
spiraldoor wrote:@Mr. Dark: Stop. Just...stop. You gave me mental images...really, really unpleasant ones.
Yeah right. You're the one who wants to sleep with her!
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Re: Compilation of Funny Shawn Instances

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I'll add those. :)

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Re: Compilation of Funny Shawn Instances

Post by PluMGMK »

Wow, some of these are disturbing. :paranormal:
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Re: Compilation of Funny Shawn Instances

Post by Matyuv »

I'm pretty sure none of you mean any offense to Shawn but this does look offensive. I think it's wrong to 'dedicate' such a topic to one member; a collection of funny posts by all the members seems like a better idea though.

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Re: Compilation of Funny Shawn Instances

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I've just spent the last two hours looking through half of Shawn's posts. :confus: Should I add the (insane amount of)quotes I found or just forget it?
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Re: Compilation of Funny Shawn Instances

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Acarr wrote:I've just spent the last two hours looking through half of Shawn's posts. :confus: Should I add the (insane amount of)quotes I found or just forget it?
As funny as Shawn can be I don't think this topic is appropriate, so I think just forget it.
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