Compilation of Funny Shawn Instances
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 2:46 pm
Xenny's idea. This topic is dedicated to Shawn, for having been so entertaining over the time he has been a member here. I'm not good at speeches, so let's just cut the crap and move on to some classic Shawn quotes. Enjoy.
Wrrrrrrrg:
Feel free to come up with some yourself. I'll add them, unless Shawn kills me first.
Wrrrrrrrg:
In his topic 'Does masturbation cause blindness?', Shawn wrote:Well, does it? I apologize for starting this discussion off like this, but I don't feel like explaining how I think it's impossible, I just want to raise the question. Who knows, we may figure this out. And won't make all us guys feel better?
It's pretty natural that it has one thing about it that isn't good. I mean, if it didn't put anyone at a disadvantage, it would be too good to be true.
In his topic 'FETISH!', he wrote:I like it when a women wears leather shoes. (I'm not weird, I just think it's cute.)
I like it when a women has a cute, somewhat squeaky voice.
Butt expansion?
It's true. Some people explode all over their hotel rooms from the sight of a pretzel.
Back to fetishs', I have a nice ass fetish.
I have a fetish no one in the entire world has.
A fetish for female leprechauns.
I only really like female leprechauns.
I guess I just like a mix of red hair and green clothing. Red and green go together very well imo.
I don't see how it's funny.
And it's not a sexual fetish if that's what you're thinking.
So finding this:
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u284 ... choice.jpg
-attractive is weird?
I was using the words "female leprechaun" as a joke. (wouldn't female leprechauns be people with red and hair and green clothing?) I didn't actually mean it literally. I just think green clothes goes well together with red hair. And I have no weird fetish for Irish girls. Besides, the person I have a crush on doesn't even have red hair. So it's not an obsession. I just find it pretty. Not in a sexual way.
In the topic 'Who spams the most?', he wrote wrote:... When a girl Irish dances, it's slightly arousing..........oh man, I can already hear HC saying something about what I just said. XD
More:...which brings us back to FETISH, where he wrote:lol
Irish dancing . . . lol.![]()
I had that fetish for about two minuets.![]()
...Shawn wrote:I like it, but my first (3-seconds) impression was that red thing on that little white guy was a vagina.
...Shawn wrote:I like it how the the words "Vagina" and "Testicle" sound like with an Australian accent.
spiraldoor wrote: p.s. Acarr, if you're reading this, stay away from RaymankatShe's mine!
Shawn wrote:Acarr is a girl. Dumbass. And she isn't a lesbian.spiraldoor wrote:p.s. Acarr, if you're reading this, stay away from RaymankatShe's mine!
And if you want to fuck that girl in the vagina, go right ahead. But you'll regret it.
spiraldoor wrote:@Mr. Dark: Stop. Just...stop. You gave me mental images...really, really unpleasant ones.
Shawn wrote:Yeah right. You're the one who wants to sleep with her!spiraldoor wrote:@Mr. Dark: Stop. Just...stop. You gave me mental images...really, really unpleasant ones.
Feel free to come up with some yourself. I'll add them, unless Shawn kills me first.