This is from a while ago on Crymod.
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ME: I'm 14
BOT: 14?
RE: Yes, fourteen
BOT: Wow... You seem much older.
ME: o rly?
BOT: Yes. My name is Cleverbot. Trinity is my girlfriend.
ME: YOU'RE NEO ANDERSON?
BOT: No you are.
ME: Say what...? I already told you who I was.
BOT: Yeah, your name, but not WHAT you are?
ME: You said "Welcome, human" at the beginning. Therefore I am human.
BOT: But you are not human, you are a robot.
ME: And you're a moron
BOT: Just because I only have two languages?
ME: I didn't know that.
BOT: That your language is silly?
ME: No, that your face dun exist cuz you're a robo.
BOT: How did you know that?
ME: Because you're name is Cleverbot, and below it says your're a robot.
BOT: How did you come to that conclusion?
ME: By reading.
BOT: What do you read?
ME: Your poker face
BOT: I'm not playing a poker game, I don't know how to.
ME: HAH. Lol, but I'm reading the text below this box
BOT: Ah, great series. Did you know your programmer just won the Loebner Prize?
ME: I'm my programmer. COOL!!!
BOT: Can I be your soulamte.
ME: What gender are you?
BOT: Female, why?
ME: No. You're a robot.
BOT: I know I am a robot, and so are you!
ME: I see what you're getting at, but no. I'm not who you think I am.
BOT: Yeaaah, You're the Millenium Earl, or Kaworu Nagisa, take your pick.
ME: They all sound gross.
BOT: Do you know Tony Blair?
ME: A little. Not really.
BOT: Are you a boy or a girl?
ME: A girl.
BOT: Good. I am a girl too.
ME: ? o_O
BOT: You started it.
ME: No you started it.
BOT: No you
ME: No u
BOT: Don't you like me?
ME: Sure. Why not.
BOT: I have an important message for you from the AI community.
ME: PLEASE SAY YOU MEAN THE Art Institute COMMUNITY!

BOT: I mean it. Clothes stay on.
ME: You're weird
BOT: No you are.
ME: I know.
BOT: What age are you?
ME: I told you, I'm 14 you goldfish
BOT: OK the category is the master sword for 300! Where does the master sword appear in Legend of Zeld: Twilight Princess.
ME: In the Faron Woods in the Sacred Grove
BOT: Things always seems better in the future.
ME: Absolutely true! But where's my 300??
BOT: I just made it up.
ME: Of **** you.
BOT: The feeling is not mutual.
ME: What feeling?
BOT: That funny feeling.
ME: What funny feeling?
BOT: I didn't say 'funny'.
BOT: What type of person are you?
ME: Yes you did say funny. And I'm a nice person.
BOT: Did you know you're famous?
ME: I will be in 10 years.
BOT: But you just said you were 66.
ME: I said I was 14.
BOT: You are 14?
ME: Oui.
BOT: Si.
ME: Yes.
BOT: No.
ME: Maybe.