Comedy sketch

[Acarr]

Hey guys, you're funny right?


I'm going to write a comedy sketch based on a news report... help me out by suggesting a short mad story line and then of course a few characters.

I'm not expecting anyone to go and write a full lengthy piece of artwork or anything sick like that! xD Just an idea of something humourous to some extent (eg. the town is infested with frog-people).

This would be a huge help.

[Serza5]

Here's something:
It's the year nineteen-seventy-twenty and the Queen of Austria (me) has just declared Scotland and independent country, but the stupid people of the country England-land disapprove of the this, so they form a small group of people to bash the head of the Queen, but the Queen knew they'd do this so she also forms a small group of people to bash their heads in, and maybe steal a few yorkies while they're at it.

I have no idea either.

[Xenon]

Oh I wouldn't base your report on the ideas of anyone here

[DesLife]

You gotta include the Great Flying Poo in your story somehow.

[spiraldoor]

At some point in your sketch, have someone run face-first into a brick wall. I included a similar occurrence in a short story I was forced to co-write with two of my classmates a couple of years ago and it brought the house down when the teacher read it out. Another contribution I made to the same story involved the protagonist’s family being devoured by a swarm of gigantic albino termites. I’m not making this up.

[Acarr]

Lol I love the idea of the gigantic albino termites Though unfortuantely this is to be filmed and I don't know how that could be pulled off :L Unless I could always use it in a joke.

[IllarKallas]

Ummm...It's the year 2012 and Chuck Norris has awoken, and a big swarm of Popcorn-eating-man-bugs made him angry, so he used a super flying kick on the earth and it had an enormous nuclear explosion (With jelly!), now, Rayman will have to fight Chuck Norris, but, of course he will get owned.

Hmm...This is the less crazy thing i ever wrote...

[El Dango]

In a world... where mutant pancakes rule the Earth, and Panda-throwing is an actual sport... one man must stand to fight...

and that man... is actually a very gender confused woman... named Mimi... who is also a hobo... but a rich hobo... because pancake economics make no sense...

Anyway, Mimi has to fight the pancake using a fork and a rubber band, which she needs to use in order to cut out the moon and shape it like a giant boot before kicking the pancakes into the sun. But Mimi will need the help of Santa Christ (he also likes pancakes) in her fight, though she has to call him first, and she doesn't know his phone number. Mimi then finds out that the leader of the pancakes is actually Vladimir Putin, who has come back as a zombie robot t-rex alien ninja monster cyborg vampire mummy pirate cupholder pokémon surfer dragon fruit robot zombie.

And then some explosions.

Though unfortuantely this is to be filmed and I don't know how that could be pulled off :L

Oh... well, maybe just something about people worshiping pancakes then.

[DesLife]

I love that story Dango.

[spiraldoor]

Though unfortuantely this is to be filmed and I don't know how that could be pulled off :L

Are you directing it? Most people would probably just film the entire sketch in one shot; it will really stand out if you film it in multiple shots and then edit them together on the computer, like a scene from a real film. The camerawork wouldn’t need to be inspirational or anything; just enough to make it look vaguely professional. Maybe throw in a soundtrack too...

[Acarr]

Lol loved the story Dango Nonsensism for the win.

Though unfortuantely this is to be filmed and I don't know how that could be pulled off :L

Are you directing it? Most people would probably just film the entire sketch in one shot; it will really stand out if you film it in multiple shots and then edit them together on the computer, like a scene from a real film. The camerawork wouldn’t need to be inspirational or anything; just enough to make it look vaguely professional. Maybe throw in a soundtrack too...

Yeah, I suppose it'll have to look as if it wasn't made in 10 minutes.