PART 1 - INTRODUCTION
On a cold afternoon Rayman was sitting at his computer with hardly anything to do, he thought to himself,
''Damn it! I wish it wasn't raining today, I was planning to take Globox for a walk if I don't........''
In the distance *woof* *woof*
''There he goes!''said Rayman
Globox came running into the room, in a huff he said,
''Rayman, what are you doing''
''Nothing! Now go away!'' exclaimed Rayman in a bad mood, then suddenly Globox had an idea,
''Hey Rayman, why don't you go to Ly's house to have a bit of *Whispers* fun!''
Rayman Shouted ''NO! CAN YOU JUST STOP TALKING!!!''
''.....and I'll call over my friends'' said Globox
''Oh, Alright if it means that much to you....now don't do anything dodgy, or you'll be sorry.''
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PART 2 - THE INTERNET
A few minutes later Globox invited a few friends over Globox, Globox and Globox
, they all went into the kitchen to have a snack, then suddenly Globox asked, ''Hey, Globox why'd you invite us theres nothing interesting to do around here''
Globox answered, ' Well, I made a deal with Rayman that I can invite you guys for a .....um.....par...tay...thing!''
Globox shouted in a high-piched voice, ''PARTY, I LOVE PARTYS''
''Party, err... who said anything about a party...''
''YOU DID!!'' Exclaimed all the other Globox's
''Hey, you guys I have the best idea EVER! Lets hack RZ!''
''Been there, Done that!'' said Globox
''Hey, Globox, Globox, yeah I'm talking to you to as well Globox, why are all called Globox?''
*Wolf howls in distance*
''I know, lets surf the net!'' said Globox inquizativly(sp?)
''..err...Rayman said I'm not allowed''
''....Raymans not here is he??''
All 4 Globoxs started mumbling to each other.
''Well come on then!''
They all went into the room where the computer was, it shone in glory as it stood there with the Firefox browser enabled, blocking nude pop-ups.
''Now what???''
Thay all stared at the CPU, Globox asked ''Whats that at the top of it?''
''Oh! Oh! Rayman told me he said it was a ....erm... a floppy d*** drive!''
''Wow, mind if I try it!''
''I dont know, it only fits 3 1/2 inch floppy d***s''
''Well I'm willing to take the chance..... uh!....uh!''
Then suddenly a nude pop-up came up.
''Yes, Its working!''
''Oh, Shit!'' said Globox
''What, What happened!''
''Do you guys mind, I said 'Oh Shit', because I shitted myself!''
''Oh alright I thought it was something serious!''
''Oh Shit!''
''Not again, you're gonna get my clothes dirty''
''No I mean it look at the screen''
Then suddenly the computer started shaking and rattling, sparks of electricity went all over the room!
''errrr....Globox I think you should get your d*** out of there, ITS GONNA BLOW!.......''
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FART 3 - TRAPPED
''Globox, Globox, Where are you? No, actually where are we? This place is creeping me out!'' said Globox in a frightened manner.
''I think we we were sucked in through the swirling vortex of terror through a 56k modem, past the Pentium 3 1GHZ proccesor and into an ADSL filter, which is located according to my calculations, No! To the calculus of 5, with 1.25 runtime and proccesing.......''
The rest of the Globoxs stood stiff, One said,
''What the hell are you talking about! we are in the Internet you idiot.''
The 'clever' one laughed,
''Now how could that be possible....ha.. ha.. ha!''
''Oh yeah! Buts its completly possible to be sucked through a wire, right?''
All 4 globoxs started chuckling, they all thought it was a good joke, but they never thought of the dangers that they awaited, for ARZO (Anti Raymanzone Organisation) had been let loose and was a threat to anyone who got in their way. You mess with them and you get hacked.
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"Hey, Globox over here, I think I found something!" said Globox
Globox went over to have a look, it was a ragged old table cloth, he unveiled it, and too his surprise he found a baby Globox.
"Does this mean I'm a daddy?" asked Globox
"No! But what is this little munckin doing out here in.... the internet?"
"I think it was looking for food!!!" said Globox with a big grin on his face thinking about food.
"Ohhh, I'm so hungry, I wish we has some food...."
They all walked by, towards a large clock, they were in a deadly situation, and all they could think about was food, maybe they should have given up, maybe they should have never tryed out the floppy dick drive.
Many hours later after venturing through 'cyber-space' an idea stuck the clever one...
"Maybe this is a test, maybe the baby Globox was put there by someone?"
Silence struck the air,
"Umm....Where is the baby?"
They all gasped in horror.
"What have you done, it was our only hope!"
"Yeah, now what are we gonna eat?" sighed the glum Globox.
"Maybe we should come out of someone elses computer, and sneak past!"
They all thought it was a faboulous idea except....
"You lot are all idiots, why not just kill yourselfs instead" groaned Globox
They all departed there own ways, one of them, the stupid one, got stuck into a couple of wires and died within 25 seconds of leaving them, bloody likely. The other one walked of too see if he can find any homo-sexuals, he did, and eventually died after being taken in 'back-stage!!!' Whilst the clever one diognosed some mathmatics to get him out of this place, and Rayman's sidekick, well, he had other plans...
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Crap 4 - Mugambo!
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Coming soon
