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' ''Hecklers are trigger-happy, armed to the teeth, and plagued by a wicked case of armor rash. Not a good combination for any creature that happens upon these halfcocked enforcers. Add to this a strange affinity for [[turtles]] and a lack of short-term memory, and you've got one high-caliber hooligan. A Heckler's true happines is a warm Wild Crash cannon, which leaves nothing left of its victims except the oddly pleasant scent of [[plums]].'' '
' ''Hecklers are trigger-happy, armed to the teeth, and plagued by a wicked case of armor rash. Not a good combination for any creature that happens upon these halfcocked enforcers. Add to this a strange affinity for [[turtles]] and a lack of short-term memory, and you've got one high-caliber hooligan. A Heckler's true happines is a warm Wild Crash cannon, which leaves nothing left of its victims except the oddly pleasant scent of [[plum]]s.'' '