Rayman Pirate-Community

Granted, but you lose your bones

I wish I wont experience stress for the next 2 months

You will get rko'ed by your parents

What if I was good at math?

You'd question your sanity as you have nothing better to do

What If I get and A and make my mama happy?

Then they'd die, because human meat is poisonous

What if I dont do my homework

You would crash in to my buttcheeks like the plane did with the twin towers

What if Rayman Legends was better than Origins

Then the conspiracy of Greengoop x Insert a username is real

What if I had the motivation to work on my game?

Then I will become a new species

What if Instead of chris i was piss?

Then you will become so popular, aliens come to your house to experiment on you

What if I explode pancakes with mind?

Then everyone will agree with you, but the teachers and principals and parents will crucify you all

What if My russian classmate stopped touching me?

Then People would still find to call nintendo "greedy asses"

What if I win an argument against my mom?

Granted, but you sneeze every 2 minutes

I wish I got good at brake boosting

Granted, but you can never experience happiness again

I wish tboi would give out more hearts because i always die

Granted but its only for tomorrow every other day you have to get up at 5 am

I wish I had the motivation to continue Kirby

Granted, but the lessons control you, you only get to pick what lessons you get to learn about

I wish to get better at Samson tboi

Granted, but its broken

I wish my friend who addicted me to tboi was happy for me that I have a 6 win streak

Granted, but your heart is cold, your moves are bold, they never get old, you save the world

I wish I was good at binding of isaac

Granted, but you can only organize that nothing else in your life

I wish kirby was considered good maybe b tier or a tier

Granted, but your relatives age with 10 years

I wish for a FNAF plush

I played Rayman Legends for 7-8 years now
I simply love this game ok?

Granted, but uhh mm, well, it feels like normal time, but actually its been 50 years, wake up we miss you

I wish for... nothing, I dont want anything, I am happy with the things I have and my life