Jokes topic

I just thought this up:

Person A: Who's the world's most powerful boxer?

Person B: John Cena.

Person A: John Cena what?
 
Ever get those people who have no recollection over what they just said?

Ever get those people who have no recollection over what they just said?

Ever... :lol:
 
Steo said:
Ever get those people who have no recollection over what they just said?

Ever get those people who have no recollection over what they just said?

Ever... :lol:
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Deja vu, bro! :lol:
 
You can call me whatever you like, but at the end of the day, it's nighttime.

That's bad :lol:
 
I made this up too but again it's a bit stupid.

A guy tells his friend to boil the kettle, he hears lots of noises and says is everything OK. His friend says yeah everything's cool. A few minutes later he gets a burning smell and thinks, what on earth is he doing. He runs into the kitchen and finds a blast furnace and screams "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? I SAID BOIL THE KETTLE, NOT BOIL THE METAL."
 
I'm going to try a joke of my own then.

What's the best part of a dentist's appointment??

WHEN IT'S OVER!!

Sorry that was bad, I know.... :lol:
 
What type of sitar tells you what to do?

A baby sitar

Yes again that's terrible I can't think of anything good :lol:
 
Sometimes I walk down the street and get shot at... I usually get to restart from the last checkpoint or load the game so it's fine.
 
I heard people say Reese Witherspoon a few times, but I've never seen her with her spoon, what do they mean?
 
I was going to be late until I managed to get more time. I got to work and my boss was really angry. I thought but I got more time and he didn't want to hear it. How dumb did I feel when I got back home and checked through the condiments, what the hell is thyme?
 
No wonder this bus isn't moving. Who's the eejit who hired a Callaway Golf Driver?
 
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