Jokes topic

[Steo]

Windows 10 sucks so hard, I'm considering using it as a vacuum cleaner.

 

[The Jonster]

What do you call a dog with a fever?

A hot dog!

 

[Aaron]

If we're talking operating systems, Kit Kat's tagline "Have a break, have a Kit Kat." would be "Have a break, have Windows 10." since Windows 10 is notorious for being so broken.

 

[Steo]

If we're talking operating systems, Kit Kat's tagline "Have a break, have a Kit Kat." would be "Have a break, have Windows 10." since Windows 10 is notorious for being so broken.

When Linux breaks, it's usually because we break it ourselves. Microsoft just does that for us these days, so we don't have to. :lol:

 

[PluMGMK]

How is Brexit like a DOS syscall?

Because when it failed, it went back to the electorate with three options: Abort (Lib Dems), Retry (Labour), Ignore (Tories). :chinois:

 

[The Jonster]

Does anyone around have any Miles of jokes?

 

[Steo]

That's just going Miles too far...

 

[The Jonster]

I can't help but be Steopid at times like this.

 

[Steo]

I don't even have any good jokes, I guess Tily.

 

[The Jonster]

Tily? Who's that? I thought we were talking about Ly.

 

[Aaron]

Tily? Who's that? I thought we were talking about Ly.

She's actually Ly wearing a tie.

 

[The Jonster]

Oh that was a good one. :lol:

I need you to Lyason me to the Glade of Dreams.

 

[R4Y_ANC3L]

What do you call a chicken wearing a tie?

HEN-TIE.

 

[The Jonster]

What do aliens say when they need a bathroom?

We come in PEE-ce.

 

[Aaron]

Our floor has tiles meaning it's Tily.

 

[The Jonster]

Our floor has tiles meaning it's Tily.

Oh no Tily has appeared on the floor! Quick, tile 911 before she hurts someone!

 

[Steo]

Jokes are smelly sometimes, just like this one.

 

[PluMGMK]

Yeah, using the "tile" pronunciation of Tily… Hrmmmm…

 

[Steo]

What about people who say Lie instead of Ly.

 

[PluMGMK]

So the girl locked up in the Pirate Stronghold in the middle of the Glade is a lie, eh? Like the cake… Very interesting…