The 'What If' Game

Then he would blame at the actual band called of the same name.

What if Brad was called "mlgponyscoper" ?
 
Globox would see four of him when drunk.

What if my evil twin got loose on the forum again?
 
Then I'd have to find a second mythical mountain to imprison them. (my current twin being still imprisoned in Olympus to the best of my knowledge, and we couldn't have the two evil souls together, no siree!)

What if Ubuntu never existed?
 
There would be a great disturbance, as if millions of voices cried out in terror... and were suddenly left penniless.

What if corvids established a stable means of communication with us?
 
Then he's just declared war with the Grox, he best get his affairs in order.

What if the Grox were nice?
 
Well, it's a first step, I'll accept the offering.

What if I were a conniving git, however?
 
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