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Plain and simple? They appease the Physics Lord with their rhythmic flapping.

Why has LEGO endured over the many years?
 
They make their bricks from the bricks of the brimstone of Satan's domain and mold them with the souls of the damned.

But how can birds flu?
 
They appeased the Physics Lord, but angered the Biology Lord, thus came a dark curse.

How will they break it?
 
Well, it's colder in the morning, making things more solid.

But why did that enrage Liquid?
 
Why, none other than Melvin himself.

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No, it's past suppertime.

Why does Melvin O' Hoolhand get constantly bullied by his arch-nemesis, Fatzi McNazi?
 
Not from a freaking Melvin.

What goes bump in the night, cries a hollow yell, and stares to seek fears?
 
Because it's better than being forever late, for their numerous appointments.

Why did I read "hollow yell" above as "yellow hell"?
 
To calibrate the flex wave rays to congojulate the relativity of our complex thinking system.

What gives off the odor of gasoline and pesky rodent droppings?
 
In order to protect the Grand Cheese.

If Billy eats twelve hands, while Sarah fries four hands, how many hands did Joe Biden grill?
 
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