Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Hoozang]

a cat

What's an elevator?

[Harpic fraîcheur]

Penis erection.

What's an underpants?

[Master]

Something which seems to confound many a superhero.

What is the purpose of a Spar?

[Bradandez]

To Suspect Paralyze and Remember.

How do birds fly?

[Master]

Plain and simple? They appease the Physics Lord with their rhythmic flapping.

Why has LEGO endured over the many years?

[Bradandez]

They make their bricks from the bricks of the brimstone of Satan's domain and mold them with the souls of the damned.

But how can birds flu?

[Master]

They appeased the Physics Lord, but angered the Biology Lord, thus came a dark curse.

How will they break it?

[Bradandez]

By throwing a party at it.

Why does does wood get hard in the morning?

[Master]

Well, it's colder in the morning, making things more solid.

But why did that enrage Liquid?

[Bradandez]

Because it insulted its mother.

Who is the President of the Melvin O' Hoolhand Fanclub?

[Master]

Why, none other than Melvin himself.

[Bradandez]

No, it's past suppertime.

Why does Melvin O' Hoolhand get constantly bullied by his arch-nemesis, Fatzi McNazi?

[Master]

He doesn't have a Millennium Rod.

Would you want a Millennium Rod?

[Bradandez]

Not from a freaking Melvin.

What goes bump in the night, cries a hollow yell, and stares to seek fears?

[Master]

A Dalek.

Why do they like to elevate?

[PluMGMK]

Because it's better than being forever late, for their numerous appointments.

Why did I read "hollow yell" above as "yellow hell"?

[Master]

Perhaps you've been out in the sun a bit too long.

Why do we have brainy specs?

[Bradandez]

To calibrate the flex wave rays to congojulate the relativity of our complex thinking system.

What gives off the odor of gasoline and pesky rodent droppings?

[Master]

Apple juice.

Why do we need lasers?

[Bradandez]

In order to protect the Grand Cheese.

If Billy eats twelve hands, while Sarah fries four hands, how many hands did Joe Biden grill?