Didn't you hear? RPC HQ has relocated to Venus, and the immense heat is now being dissipated all across the forum. You're a staff member, so you may never feel chill again. Tough break.
Should I hang out clothes now that there are "a few raindrops"?
The spirit of Goofy appeared to you in a dream and gave you a subliminal message (or should it be a sub-subliminal message since you were already dreaming? ) forcing you to goof sometime today.