Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Harpic fraîcheur]

gay

Why this reply is OK?

[Bradandez]

It's not.

Why did you guys scare Master away?

[Melody]

Because freddy fuckboy ate glass and then did the mario and then suffocated in anus liquid

Why do i want to burn all schools?

[Hoozang]

because ur loding

Are you the mighty onion who's gonna rule us all?

[Harpic fraîcheur]

*LOADING*

It is an answer?

[NyaNyaLily]

That just a theory, a GAME THEORY!

Why do I hope that somebody gets the reference?

[Melody]

Because i like to lik me tits while fapping to a band of plums

Why is homework evil

[Bradandez]

Because your brain can't handle the pressure of its academic evilness.

Why is Melody's answers bad and have bad grammar?

[Melody]

I dont give a shit

Why does eveyrone hate me?

[Bradandez]

Because you like the Delaware River Bronks, the Worst Football team in the Country.

Why do you like that team?

[Melody]

Because i want to trick them into food supply and burn them

Why is 70% of the minecraft fanbase kids? (not insulting minecraft)

[Bradandez]

I don't know, ask yourself.

Why is Rayman 2 a pile of poo?

[Jewish Candy]

Because every year Ubisoft shits it out anew.

What is this strange sensation in the lower part of my torso?

[Imco]

It's called hunger.

What do you do when doing things that are supposed to be done instead of other things to do?

[Bradandez]

It's called being a lazy procrastinator.

Can pigs fly or build highly advanced machinery to solve the problems of the world?

[NyaNyaLily]

They can't... BUT THEY CAN DANCE!

Why do I have the feeling that that was a bad reference to make?

[Bradandez]

Because it is.

Why is everyone I argue with shooting themselves in their foot?

[PluMGMK]

They get so frustrated by arguing with you that they need to feel physical pain to distract themselves from the mental torment.

Why have I started signing my name in pink?

[Pirez]

Because you're Harpic's Pretty Pink Princess.

Is it to at a ?

[PluMGMK]

Yes, but only on Tuesdays. The rest of the week you can get a permit that allows you to at s with diplomatic immunity, so you should be fine. Unfair, but whatever.

Why does Pirez seem to think I don't have a life outside Harpic?