Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

What's that supposed to mean? :o Are you saying I look like an eighty-year-old today?? I was fine until you said that but now - *runs off to bedroom crying*

Do I deserve an Oscar for that performance?
 
On Oscar Island grown and picked from Oscar Trees.

If you were an Oscar Meyer wiener, would you prefer ketchup or mustard?
 
Joppie saus!
If you were to choose between chocolate or rainbows, would you kill your father?
 
Not intentionally, but the choice I would make might give him a heart attack from surprise, one never knows.

Do Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo?
 
No, but Chicken chicken Chicken Chick'n Chick chick chicken chicken Chicken nugget!

Is it normal to nibble on one's toes?
 
Because rayman was delivering them until he farted and the van exploded and the precious eyebrows fell off WHY THE EYEBROOOWS!!!!

Why are raymans eyebrows so shmexy?
 
By causing several simultaneous market crashes so that the value of the dollar falls dramatically. Then the Vietnamese Dong will be worth a significant fraction of a dollar.

Why is the sun going to sleep today?
 
First they had to wait for a goods train to pass, then later they ran out of fuel on the line and had to spend ages improvising.

Who is the man to explain the tortured terrain of your brain?
 
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