The You Game!

[Rayfist]

Portal 2 is fun but < never felt the need to revisit after beating the main campaign and co op.

There's a lot of hidden stuff tho. And this game is so great, playing it only once is a shame.

< has mostly played Portal 2 co-op with PC members.

< Will probably play more but now is not the time for that when < has a massive backlog he's still playing through.

[Ambidextroid]

< has some tea picked from trees by monkeys. Yumm

[Thebananacrafter!]

< front usb ports on his computer are broken. Luckily < found usb ports at the back of his computer

[PluMGMK]

< remembers doing that on one of <'s old computers.

[Imco]

After 5 beer < is starting to get a little tipsy

[Master]

< remembers the days where < had no front usb ports, and had to go round to the back.

[PluMGMK]

< remembers similar days, though those superseded the days when < had front USB ports due to <'s growing interest in retro machines in <'s early teen years.

[Snagglebee]

< needs to go to school tomorrow to give them their books back.
< has that weird feeling going to school and you know that you don't have any more lessons to attend there ._.

[Imco]

Okay, after 5 beer and 2 baco it's no more alcohol for < today

[PluMGMK]

< is occasionally tempted to post here drunk. Though that would involve < drinking for the first time. Posting tired is an adequate substitute.

[Jewish Candy]

< would like to see how drunk Candish posts, like ^ < suspects it would be roughly equivalent to how tired Candish posts.
< got given free clothes today

[Ambidextroid]

< spilt boiling water on <'s right hand, cut <'s left arm and now has aching fingers due to playing too many rhythm games

[Jewish Candy]

^ has been very silly and now ^'s body is paying the price

Wow. Okay, wow. The free unitard < was given? It gives <'s waist the most incredible definition. Just... wow. < is going to have a pleasant night tonight.

[Imco]

Yes! <'s mother didn't suspect a thing! Apparently < can act sober when he's quite tipsy.
< just found out writing this message wasn't so easy though XD.

< will try to play some Professor Layton now, although < will probably fail to, given the circumstances.

[Jewish Candy]

< is impressed

[Imco]

< is impressed

< is as well, although every thing has this kind of motion blur to it at the moment! XD
Anyway, good night to all. Since < probably won't return here tonight.

< will probably feel ashamed about some things he said on WhatsApp and online tomorrow, but what gives XD

[PluMGMK]

< is impressed

Likewise!

< would like to see how drunk Candish posts, like ^ < suspects it would be roughly equivalent to how tired Candish posts.

< seems to recall drunk Candish posting here years ago. Though we've all changed a lot since then.

[Hoozang]

< thinks < is always drunk.
Also, < is having a epic fight with a kitten! Adora-punch!

[PluMGMK]

< guesses ^ needs to separate ^'sself from the yeast that are fermenting ^ and thus causing ^ to inebriate ^'sself.

[Hoozang]

< did not understood a BIT (PUNS) of what you've said.