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Re: Awesome Quotes!!

Post by Harpic fraîcheur » Sat May 02, 2015 7:34 am

incognito wrote:Oh heck, now this is an awesome quote.
This topic is the same thing as the "Bêtisier de la PC", no? :mefiant:
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Re: Awesome Quotes!!

Post by incognito » Sat May 02, 2015 10:27 am

Sure.

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Re: Awesome Quotes!!

Post by Jewish Candy » Mon May 04, 2015 7:32 pm

Damn you all, I believed your lies without checking as to what betisier actually means :(

Parce-qu'il paraît qu'il n'y a pas de topic français équivalent, lo voy a poner aquí:
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Re: Awesome Quotes!!

Post by Harpic fraîcheur » Mon May 04, 2015 7:47 pm

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Re: Awesome Quotes!!

Post by Jewish Candy » Mon May 04, 2015 8:15 pm

So that IS the quotes topic? I thought it was only for a certain kind of quote. Ah well, too late now~
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Re: Awesome Quotes!!

Post by Harpic fraîcheur » Mon May 04, 2015 8:19 pm

But there is more talking than quotes spamming... :P
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Re: Awesome Quotes!!

Post by Jewish Candy » Sat May 09, 2015 12:22 pm

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Re: Awesome Quotes!!

Post by Harpic fraîcheur » Sun May 10, 2015 9:41 am

Sny wrote:If rule 34 is something with porn, I'll never do this ._.
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Re: Awesome Quotes!!

Post by Adsolution » Sun May 10, 2015 7:00 pm

Why are people so afraid of porn?

Also:
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Re: Awesome Quotes!!

Post by Rulez » Sun May 10, 2015 9:20 pm

Adsolution wrote:
BestXIII wrote:The knaarens are very big shitass! :grrrrrr:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is FUCKING HILARIOUS and I have NO idea if it's intended!

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Re: Awesome Quotes!!

Post by Harpic fraîcheur » Mon May 11, 2015 4:54 am

Adsolution wrote:Why are people so afraid of porn?
I don't know ... :pardon2:

Indeed, it is fucking hilarious ... :lol:
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You unskilled nooby pleb.
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Re: Awesome Quotes!!

Post by Eparcyl » Mon May 11, 2015 5:17 pm

Rulez wrote:
Adsolution wrote:
BestXIII wrote:The knaarens are very big shitass! :grrrrrr:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is FUCKING HILARIOUS and I have NO idea if it's intended!
It was intended.
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Re: Awesome Quotes!!

Post by Imco » Sun May 24, 2015 5:52 pm

Xenon wrote:I'm just popping by to say Kim Jong Un is a fat little squinty eyed man with a onesie. And cast my vote.
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Re: Awesome Quotes!!

Post by technology4617 » Tue May 26, 2015 1:04 am

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Re: Awesome Quotes!!

Post by saerleiya » Tue May 26, 2015 2:49 pm

I didn't know Beijing was the capital of Korea (or there is a Korean Beijing...).

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Re: Awesome Quotes!!

Post by Harpic fraîcheur » Tue May 26, 2015 3:53 pm

Xenon wrote:I'm just popping by to say Kim Jong Un is a fat little squinty eyed man with a onesie. And cast my vote.
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Re: Awesome Quotes!!

Post by Hunchman801 » Tue May 26, 2015 6:49 pm

Imco posted that one already.
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Re: Awesome Quotes!!

Post by Hoozang » Tue May 26, 2015 6:52 pm

Roses are red,
Violets are violet,
Sugar is white,
Hoozang is an assh*le.

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Re: Awesome Quotes!!

Post by Harpic fraîcheur » Wed May 27, 2015 7:31 pm

Hunchman801 wrote:Imco posted that one already.
woops
Hoozang wrote:Hoozang is an assh*le.
Hoozang is a DORK DORK DORK :fuck:
And for no off topic :
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Re: Awesome Quotes!!

Post by Xenon » Wed May 27, 2015 11:21 pm

Adsolution wrote:Why are people so afraid of porn?]
For some reason, I thought you'd be one to rail against pornography.
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