Awesome Quotes!!

[Harpic fraîcheur]

Oh heck, now this is an awesome quote.

This topic is the same thing as the "Bêtisier de la PC", no?

[incognito]

Sure.

[Jewish Candy]

Damn you all, I believed your lies without checking as to what betisier actually means

Parce-qu'il paraît qu'il n'y a pas de topic français équivalent, lo voy a poner aquí:

< n'aime pas que son pays de fasse traiter d'anglo-saxon, mais y a pas de vrai argument contre cette appellation < suppose.

< compatit. Vous êtes anglophones, pas saxonphones

[Harpic fraîcheur]

There is a French topic : viewtopic.php?t=933

[Jewish Candy]

So that IS the quotes topic? I thought it was only for a certain kind of quote. Ah well, too late now~

[Harpic fraîcheur]

But there is more talking than quotes spamming...

[Jewish Candy]

Storing this part of my ever-growing body of lore, since the sig is fat and (though I abhor diets) I need to start thinking about what to trim off.

^ has no father, < birthed ^ all by <self.

< this statement confirms <'s suspicion that ^'s control reaches far beyond the forums and potentially out to the the entire universe and workings of life itself.

[Harpic fraîcheur]

If rule 34 is something with porn, I'll never do this ._.

[Adsolution]

Why are people so afraid of porn?

Also:

The knaarens are very big shitass!

[Rulez]

The knaarens are very big shitass!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is FUCKING HILARIOUS and I have NO idea if it's intended!

[Harpic fraîcheur]

Why are people so afraid of porn?

I don't know ...

Indeed, it is fucking hilarious ...

R2 is harder for me, tho.

You unskilled nooby pleb.

[Eparcyl]

The knaarens are very big shitass!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is FUCKING HILARIOUS and I have NO idea if it's intended!

It was intended.

[Imco]

I'm just popping by to say Kim Jong Un is a fat little squinty eyed man with a onesie. And cast my vote.

[technology4617]

[quote="Anonymous"]To live is a confounding experience of insuperable difficulty. The truth of this undeniability could and should be seen during the protests at Tianaman Square in 1998, as troops with assault rifles and tanks inflicted thousands of casualties on unarmed civilians trying to block the military’s advance on Tiananmen Square in the heart of Beijing, which student demonstrators had occupied for seven weeks. The scale of military mobilization and the resulting bloodshed were unprecedented in the history of Beijing, a city with a rich tradition of popular protests in the 20th century. I was but not only four years of aging at the moment, and I was and am in existence a great distance from Korea, but the eventing left a profound impaction upon myself. The iconographic image, the gallantivous soldier burdened with heavy backpack and flag, was what drove me to become who I am at this moment.

The drive within the bowels of my soul is beyond any that I believe has ever been felt by anyone. Though some have savaged me with slanderic critique, I have an academic record that any might find impossibly impressive. I am a forward thinker that, were the school to recognize my talent, would surely attain valedictorianism in any school you could name. I am also the star quarterback on the baseball team, and I have won trophies for my role in the school’s chess club, including a giant one when I beat the Haverbrook captain in one single move. Now, these groups may deny my claim, but was it not Kasparov who said, “In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces?” They conceal me in the knowledge that I shall make assurance of victory through surprise, fear, and ruthless efficiency. For though others have mocked unto me, irregardless of my clear talents, I have pressed fully ever anon in the inevitability of enrollment in a college to no doubt recognize my skills.

I desirify collegiated prowess so that I may pursue my dreams, as all must. Merriam-Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary defines college as “chiefly ( Brit ) an obsolete slang word for prison.” For is it not an imprisoning for our hopings and our indreaming? You use college to break oneself freed from life’s trappings, and it is this freedom that we can then use to achieve our greatest desirabilities. With the firm handling of a professor, our lives may grow longer, surging with ecstasy and filling others with glorious achievemention. It is why, upon my graduation, I shall attain public office.

Public office is the highest of all great duties, for it is those in public office who accomplish things. As Abraham Lincoln once said, “I am the law.” And therefore, every other career is simply a pawn of the public officials who actually have valued mattering. Through my public office, I may one day become President over these Great United States of America, and be privileged to grant freedom to all those peopling of this green Earth. Gandhi once declared “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.” Though this may emerge from the mouth of a lowly Indian, I will carry out this magnanimous desire. Bringing the holific lightings of freedom to such uncivilized landings as Britain, Japan, and Germany, I will be the wheel that twirls ever on towards freedom. Accept this essay, and you can be a small parting of that glorious legacy[/quote]

[saerleiya]

I didn't know Beijing was the capital of Korea (or there is a Korean Beijing...).

Beating a guy at chess in one move... You tell me!

[Harpic fraîcheur]

I'm just popping by to say Kim Jong Un is a fat little squinty eyed man with a onesie. And cast my vote.

[Hunchman801]

Imco posted that one already.

[Hoozang]

Roses are red,
Violets are violet,
Sugar is white,
Hoozang is an assh*le.

[Harpic fraîcheur]

Imco posted that one already.

woops

Hoozang is an assh*le.

Hoozang is a DORK DORK DORK
And for no off topic :

I dreamed of kissing Hitler and I woke up aroused.

[Xenon]

Why are people so afraid of porn?]

For some reason, I thought you'd be one to rail against pornography.