The 'What If' Game

Then I guess I would be an ageing Tellytubby who didn't make the cut and spends their life backstage smoking while the younger ones have all the fun.

Harpic fraîcheur said:
I will weep with laughter.
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I see you have that problem in English too. :bad:

What if Harpic learned how to use the conditional?
 
Then people would not be of the hurting.

What if unbeknownst to you, there was a huge, ugly aliem always behind you making noises?
 
That would explain the outrageously irritating crowing I seem to be hearing this moment.

But, what if it were a Crow?
 
You'd have to kill it because crows are nature's snitches and you wouldn't want the powers that be knowing about what you're doing on here…

What if my responses in this game weren't zany?
 
All pomp and no zane make a very bad sandwich, or something. That would be a most disheartening endeavour indeed, wot.


What if dinosaurs were aliens?
 
Then we'd be the second species to have invaded this planet.

What if the biggest thing in the world was right next to you?
 
We talking physically or philosophically? 'Cuz I'd be willing to take advantage of the biggest thing in the world, and finally silence all that "next big thing," nonsense, for mine would be eternally bigger than theirs.

What if we had a bake off?
 
I'd probably kick your ass! I absolutely love baking!

What if we decided to make an end to all dictatorships?
 
The world economy would collapse as China descended into chaos.

What if we didn't depend on China?
 
We'd still depend on America.

What if we reverted to a command economy on a global scale, as foretold in the Revelations of John?
 
The millions will be confused trying to convert to this new system.

What if I didn't cancel my game? :0
 
Then we would act like normal, or we'd be hugging you.

What if I told you my character has no eyebrows, no nose and no ears?
 
Then there would be a huge increase on the amount of creativity in this world.

What if the Rayman series never existed?
 
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