A quiet moon-lit riverwalk down memory lane....

~~~15ARC~~~

~~~15ARC~~~

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I remember when I first played Rayman at 12-years-old:

- He was cute, and I wanted to be his boyfriend; despite the fact that my homophobic 7th-grade class would have made that difficult for me to fully accept; even if I really wanted it

- The stone men of Blue Mountain, despite this being a G-rated game, had massive pecs. Mr. Stone himself had gargantuan ones; the way he stood, he just showed them off like no shit in the world. So did the drum man of Bandland. As a 12-year-old boy, I really wanted to feel those, as they were so thick and plushy. :mryellow: :mryellow: :mrgreen: :mryellow:

:mefiant: :mefiant:

- I wanted Betilla to be my fag-hag. O.o

Tonights a quiet unstressful evening, and I was reminiscing my happy childhood around this game. These things did come up again. ^^

:D

:coeur: :coeur:
 
~~~15ARC~~~ said:
- The stone men of Blue Mountain, despite this being a G-rated game, had massive pecs. Mr. Stone himself had gargantuan ones; the way he stood, he just showed them off like no shit in the world. So did the drum man of Bandland. As a 12-year-old boy, I really wanted to feel those, as they were so thick and plushy. :mryellow: :mryellow: :mrgreen: :mryellow:
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Yeah, pump that shit baby!

~~~15ARC~~~ said:
- I wanted Betilla to be my fag-hag. O.o
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Sounds sexy, care to elaborate?

~~~15ARC~~~ said:
Tonights a quiet unstressful evening, and I was reminiscing my happy childhood around this game. These things did come up again. ^^
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Ah yes, the mind allowing for a pleasant reminiscence without regret defines the greatest of moods. :mrgreen:
 
~~~15ARC~~~ said:
I remember when I first played Rayman at 12-years-old:

- He was cute, and I wanted to be his boyfriend; despite the fact that my homophobic 7th-grade class would have made that difficult for me to fully accept; even if I really wanted it

- The stone men of Blue Mountain, despite this being a G-rated game, had massive pecs. Mr. Stone himself had gargantuan ones; the way he stood, he just showed them off like no shit in the world. So did the drum man of Bandland. As a 12-year-old boy, I really wanted to feel those, as they were so thick and plushy. :mryellow: :mryellow: :mrgreen: :mryellow:

:mefiant: :mefiant:

- I wanted Betilla to be my fag-hag. O.o

Tonights a quiet unstressful evening, and I was reminiscing my happy childhood around this game. These things did come up again. ^^

:D

:coeur: :coeur:
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Adsolution said:
Sounds sexy, care to elaborate?
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He was a cool "skateboarder style" dude with no arms and legs. What could be cooler than a hot handsome college-age(?) guy during my middle-school years?

And then, me fag-hagz would join the fun in pointing out said-cute college guys. :winkgrin:


Adsolution said:
Ah yes, the mind allowing for a pleasant reminiscence without regret defines the greatest of moods.
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Come celebrate life with me with a glass of wine. :D

Even if I don't drink wine....or any alchohol....

8) 8)

Hunchman801 said:
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Sorry to inform you: you're not as funny/clever/cool as you think. :roll:


Rayman fan2000 said:
Do I even want to know why this exists.
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Would you even so much be giving a remote cow that it does, were it not about pecs and a boy falling in love with a (male?) gaming character?
 
~~~15ARC~~~ said:
Sorry to inform you: you're not as funny/clever/cool as you think. :roll:
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My apologies, I was somehow impervious to the power of plushy pecs for an instant.
 
~~~15ARC~~~ said:
He was a cool "skateboarder style" dude with no arms and legs. What could be cooler than a hot handsome college-age(?) guy during my middle-school years?

And then, me fag-hagz would join the fun in pointing out said-cute college guys. :winkgrin:
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ikr ; )

~~~15ARC~~~ said:
Even if I don't drink wine....or any alchohol....
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My dude, wine is a magical thing I would be remiss if I'd never tried.

~~~15ARC~~~ said:
to inform you: you're not as funny/clever/cool as you think. :roll:
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I remember when i was able to dress up rayman in pants, i miss those times. Ubisoft let me make rayman wear stylish pants again, please?? :cry:
 
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