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OOC: Say, wasn't Shrooblord the host?
OOC: Say, wasn't Shrooblord the host?
Confused over this sudden turn of events, I warily approach the new arrival, and exchange greetings and introductions with caution. Indicating the nearby general store, I explain politely our goal. Perhaps this new arrival was a confused shopkeeper?
Coughing through the fumes, I inquire:
Excuse me, good metallic being. We wish to purchase the goods contained within this "Warez Store," are you capable of assisting us?
The robot hums for a moment, and then repliesWAREZ... SHOP...
I WILL ASSIST YOU, CREATURE. HOWEVER, I HAVE NO RECORD OF A "WAREZ SHOP" IN MY DATABASE.
Satisfied that the situation is resolved, I know enter the shop, and press a bell in the hopes of attracting the shopkeeper's attention
OOC:CHRdutch said:OOC: Say, wasn't Shrooblord the host?
You must be Chimney. Tales of your appearance and sightings of you in this area are quite the hot topic in the Royal kitchens. How nice of you to assist us.
Chimney looks up in thought, and sees the smoke bellowing from his head.MY MEMORY APPEARS TO BE CORRUPTED; I CANNOT RECALL MY SERIAL CODE.
Chimney follows Master and Shrooblord, lumbering slowly behind and leaving large, angular footprints in the soil.HOWEVER, IF THAT IS WHAT THE LOCAL HUMANS CALL ME, THEN "CHIMNEY" WILL DO.
Day 1. Mouth of the Dark Forest, entrance
Perhaps Master was dazed by Chimney's fumes, because he seemed to walk up to a nearby tree and request to see the shopkeeper. Waiting politely, he then began pointing out nice features about this shop, pointing at dead leaves and crooked branches.
Maybe the dreadful, thought-staunching air in this forest was playing tricks on his mind?
However, Shrooblord advanced along the dark, uneven path leading deeper into the forest, leading the way, happily humming something about croissants, jam and dinner ladies. He waved back towards the rest to follow him. He seemed to know where he was going.
Somewhat further along this path, some of you looked behind to see the light of the forest entrance fade into nothingness. Soon, you would be surrounded completely in darkness. But your eyes have begun to adjust to these new conditions and appreciate a scala of strange, bio-luminescent fungi and mosses that riddle the stems of these dark giants, lining the path and revealing artworks of biological wonder.
A new-found appreciation for the forest begins to live in the party at the display of these stunningly intricate colourful light shows. Though their shine is but faint, in this void of night it is all too clear.
Further along the path, their strength seems to dwindle. For their is light at the end of the path! The end of this strange, horrific, nightmarish forest? At last!
A shadow looms in the light. It looks like a man. And a stall. The merchant? He is still a while away, but the adventurous in the party might sprint ahead and meet him ahead of the rest, while their slow, clunky gait slowly catches up with those quick-footed ones.
With the fumes clear, I realise my mistake. Seeing the eyes of my companions in the distance, I resolve myself to not get left behind, and sprint hastily to catch up to them.
Wait for me, my good fellow friends!
Day 1. Dark Forest, Market Glade
You arrived at an opening in the dark forest roof. The light was almost excruciatingly bright, compared to the darkness your eyes had adjusted themselves to.
In the glade, a market stall was propped up against an ancient tree, somewhat ramshackled together from old branches, logs and dead leaves. But, it looked quite impressive, and it had a large display which could hold many items.
But where were the items? Indeed, the stall was empty, and so was the rest of the glade, save for a lone figure standing in the centre of the field, apparently awaiting you. They were cloaked in dark robes and beedy eyes from under a large, brimmed hat glared at you.
The entire party gathered at the end of the path and looked towards this stranger. They didn't seem to make a sound, or a movement. You felt their prying eyes locked on you, searching, inquiring, detecting. The faintest of shudders in their shoulders seemed to indicate what you perceived as a chuckle.
Suddenly, there's a rushing sound and a large crack of twigs and leaves breaking underfoot. With a burst of plants preceeding him, Udongo Mtu jumps through the dark forest wall just to the right of the path you came from. A plant is still clinging to his arm.
The stranger didn't seem surprised. He didn't even take note of Udongo until he finished searching the others with his eyes.
He gestures towards the plant.Ah! There you are! I see you found a new path to this place and even managed to make a new friend. Congratulations
As he notices that the place is empty, he addsGreetings shopkeeper! May we peruse your wares?
If you have any?