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You FPD (Farts Per Day) average

5-20
14
48%
20-40
4
14%
40-100
11
38%
 
Total votes: 29

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Re: FART

Post by Matyuv »

Yep
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Re: FART

Post by Keane »

> airplane
> loudly fart when person next to me is about to sit down
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Re: FART

Post by Ambidextroid »

I once farted such that it sounded like a shutgun reloading and firing
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Re: FART

Post by Keane »

> standing in line
> fart
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Re: FART

Post by Ambidextroid »

I think I pooed a little that time too
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Re: FART

Post by Keane »

> elevator doors close
> fart
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Re: FART

Post by Ambidextroid »

I could fart constantly and levitate like the guy in thunderpants
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Re: FART

Post by Keane »

> god angry with humanity
> makes oxygen come from poo instead
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Re: FART

Post by Ambidextroid »

That doesn't sound too bad
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Re: FART

Post by Keane »

> escalator
> fart into person behind me
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Re: FART

Post by Ambidextroid »

I once farted at the exact same time as my friend and we ascended into the status of gods
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Re: FART

Post by Keane »

i literally farted
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Re: FART

Post by Ambidextroid »

I still have yet to
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Re: FART

Post by Keane »

> fart into balloon
> pop near kids
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Re: FART

Post by Ambidextroid »

Sounds difficult
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Re: FART

Post by Keane »

> take some people in my hot air balloon
> turn fire off, force them to fart into the balloon to keep it going
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Re: FART

Post by Ambidextroid »

I hate it when the fart doesn't leave and it goes back up
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Re: FART

Post by Keane »

> person waiting for me to come out toilet
> fart before leaving
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Re: FART

Post by Ambidextroid »

I don't like it when the toilet seat is warm so I wait a bit
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Re: FART

Post by Keane »

> fart on food
> deliver to table
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