FART

Keane · Post by **Keane** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:54 am

> airplane
> loudly fart when person next to me is about to sit down

Ambidextroid · Post by **Ambidextroid** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:02 am

I once farted such that it sounded like a shutgun reloading and firing

Keane · Post by **Keane** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:07 am

> standing in line
> fart

Ambidextroid · Post by **Ambidextroid** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:08 am

I think I pooed a little that time too

Keane · Post by **Keane** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:13 am

> elevator doors close
> fart

Ambidextroid · Post by **Ambidextroid** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:15 am

I could fart constantly and levitate like the guy in thunderpants

Keane · Post by **Keane** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:18 am

> god angry with humanity
> makes oxygen come from poo instead

Ambidextroid · Post by **Ambidextroid** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:23 am

That doesn't sound too bad

Keane · Post by **Keane** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:27 am

> escalator
> fart into person behind me

Ambidextroid · Post by **Ambidextroid** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:29 am

I once farted at the exact same time as my friend and we ascended into the status of gods

Keane · Post by **Keane** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:32 am

i literally farted

Ambidextroid · Post by **Ambidextroid** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:32 am

I still have yet to

Keane · Post by **Keane** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:34 am

> fart into balloon
> pop near kids

Ambidextroid · Post by **Ambidextroid** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:35 am

Sounds difficult

Keane · Post by **Keane** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:37 am

> take some people in my hot air balloon
> turn fire off, force them to fart into the balloon to keep it going

Ambidextroid · Post by **Ambidextroid** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:38 am

I hate it when the fart doesn't leave and it goes back up

Keane · Post by **Keane** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:41 am

> person waiting for me to come out toilet
> fart before leaving

Ambidextroid · Post by **Ambidextroid** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:42 am

I don't like it when the toilet seat is warm so I wait a bit

Keane · Post by **Keane** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:44 am

> fart on food
> deliver to table

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