"The Twelve Days of Christmas" Game

[R4Y_ANC3L]

The Twelve days of Christmas Thread
Here's how it works.
You know the 12 days of christmas Song, right?
We'll make one here:

A person posts:
"On the first day of christmas, my true Love gave to me"....

The posts are going straight down to 12. No repetition like how the original Song did. Just to avoid spam.

And the he/she Says what they Would want for christmas or got for christmas.
It doesn't have to be true Love. Someone or something else could give you the present.
That present giver changes once the 12 days of christmas start over.
The presents can be Something stupid and the giver as well.

Example: The present giver is a princess:

On the first day of christmas, the Princess gave me... A bowl of cooked spaghetti

On the second day of christmas the Princess gave me... Two teletubbies.

Etc.. Etc...

After the person Says what they had for the 12th day. Another present giver comes in. First poster chooses and After that, the Song follows.
Remember also to match the number of whatever you want for christmas with the day number like When it is the 2nd day(day 2) you put down two..... Whatevers.
Pictures can be used to make this more hilarious. Just Don't make this a meme festival. Please?
Got it?
Let's play and Season's greeting to you all!

I'll start first.



On the first day of christmas a dodo gave me... An eggplant on a big tree.

[Steo]

I have no idea why this never went anywhere. It would have been a fun thread to use around Christmas time.

On the second day of Christmas a dodo gave to me... a hair timmer and a Mach 3.

EDIT: Going with "2 new hair timmers" instead for the syllable count.

[Greengoop]

Not to be rude or anything, but the second verse and all the other ones should be 4-5 syllables. Great idea tho!


On the third day of Christmas a dodo gave to me… 3 cold marshmallows

[Steo]

Not to be rude or anything, but the second verse and all the other ones should be 4-5 syllables. Great idea tho!

I was under the impression that the OP's intention was that it always rhymed, hence my verse doing so. I guess it's true I used the syllable count from the first verse by mistake if we're going with that idea, and the song didn't rhyme originally either.

We should be continuing the song like so then:

On the fourth day of Christmas a dodo gave to me... 4 silly dad jokes, 3 cold marshmellows, 2 new hair trimmers and an eggplant on a big tree.

[Reese Riverson]

Well this seems like fun, I'll chime in with one!

On the fifth day of Christmas a dodo gave to me... 5 Stereo Steos, 4 silly dad jokes, 3 cold marshmallows, 2 new hair trimmers, and an eggplant on a big tree.

[Greengoop]

On the sixth day of Christmas a dodo gave to me... 6 chicken pizzas, 5 Stereo Steos, 4 silly dad jokes, 3 cold marshmallows, 2 new hair trimmers, and an eggplant on a big tree.

[Giant Chicken]

On the seventh day of Christmas a dodo gave to me... 7 burnt pies, 6 chicken pizzas, 5 Stereo Steos, 4 silly dad jokes, 3 cold marshmallows, 2 new hair trimmers, and an eggplant on a big tree.

[The Jonster]

On the eighth day of Christmas a dodo gave to me.... 8 plums-a-plundering, 7 burnt pies, 6 chicken pizzas, 5 Stereo Steos, 4 silly dad jokes, 3 cold marshmallows, 2 new hair trimmers, and an eggplant on a big tree.

...too bad R4Y's not around right now to see this.

[Giant Chicken]

On the ninth day of Christmas a dodo gave to me.... 9 sheets of paper, 8 plums-a-plundering, 7 burnt pies, 6 chicken pizzas, 5 Stereo Steos, 4 silly dad jokes, 3 cold marshmallows, 2 new hair trimmers, and an eggplant on a big tree.

[Greengoop]

On the tenth day of Christmas a dodo gave to me.... 10 stomped-on cakes, 9 sheets of paper, 8 plums-a-plundering, 7 burnt pies, 6 chicken pizzas, 5 Stereo Steos, 4 silly dad jokes, 3 cold marshmallows, 2 new hair trimmers, and an eggplant on a big tree.

[Reese Riverson]

On the eleventh day of Christmas a dodo gave to me.... 11 gnarly skateboards, 10 stomped-on cakes, 9 sheets of paper, 8 plums-a-plundering, 7 burnt pies, 6 chicken pizzas, 5 Stereo Steos, 4 silly dad jokes, 3 cold marshmallows, 2 new hair trimmers, and an eggplant on a big tree.

[The Jonster]

On the twelfth day of Christmas a dodo gave to me… 12 bombs of chocolate, 11 gnarly skateboards, 10 stomped-on-cakes, 9 sheets of paper, 8 plums-a-plundering, 7 burnt pies, 6 chicken pizzas, 5 Stereo Steos!!! 4 silly dad jokes, 3 cold marshmallows, 2 new hair trimmers, and AN EGGPLANT ON A BIG TREE!!!



I suppose next time we start over the with a different present giver if I have that right?

[Greengoop]

On the first day of Christmas the captain gave to me… a teletubby and troll murfy!