Guilty or Innocent Game

Guilty, used to be a codeword for kissing with my ex.

Did you ever eat something someone offered you, only to immediately spit it out?
 
Guilty I'd say. Can't remember a specific incident, but this must have happened to me at least once.

Ever taken a slug of milk from a glass, only to realize it's sour and make a very loud noise of disgust, attracting disapproval from others?
 
Innocent, though I have had the misfortune of pouring expired milk into cereal without noticing. Really soured my breakfast, and led to a less than dignified slamming of a few doors.

Ever keep the curtains closed during the day?
 
Guilty, except the curtains in my room are transparent.

Ever forgot something you originally planned to do beforehand?
 
Guilty, and more often than I'd like, to the point where I might start moving towards starting what I thought I'd be doing, only to forget what it was I intended to do when I'm there.

Tend to stay up late, even when you've got stuff to be getting on with come the next morning?
 
Super guilty. It's not that I can't sleep, it's just a compulsion to stay up even when I'm not doing anything. I guess it's because I think that going to sleep somehow takes effort.


Ever broke something valuable out of anger?

(This was a no for me until about nine months ago when I finally got so fed up with my Hackintosh while working on a mix that I, in one quick motion, grabbed my mixing headphones off my head and threw them to the floor. They didn't break, but I damaged the cone in the right ear. I felt really bad because they were my babies and I rely on them for production, obviously.)
 
Guilty, if you count one that has been lying in the bushes, probably left there by drunk people.


Have you ever pushed a car that someone parked somewhere to another place as a prank?
 
Innocent. I can't see myself doing that, actually.

Ever answered the phone and pretended to be someone else in order to avoid talking to the caller?
 
Guilty actually. I once staged an argument between two people in different voices in addition to myself and they believed all of it.

Ever never rode a bike?
 
Guilty

Do you take the last bite of (insert food here) or the last cookie without asking?
 
Guilty, but yeah I don't do that often. I just stop watching the video.

Ever deleted your search history?
 
Not really, I'm pretty accustomed to using private mode for anything sex/personal.

Ever climbed into a sewer?
 
Innocent. And there are problems where the sewage water rises up to the Streets where I am, so no.


Ever walked away from a cashier knowing that he/she has given you too much change?
 
Guilty, I love it when that happens.
I don't even feel guilty if it happens at a bar or a restaurant or whatever, but I guess if it happens in a private business and the cashier is nice, I'd tell her/him.
This immediately makes me think of some supermarket in Greece I went to where the cashier was a 60-70 year old woman, even gave us free food and booze, that was the kindest cashier I've ever met.

Did you ever reply with some very short bullshit answer like "yeah" or "okay" when someone texted you some wall of text about important stuff?
 
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