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Sometimes people deserve a good high five, in the face, with a chair. (.......)
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What about the worst joke ever.

This guy walks into a bar... ouch!
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A man got hit in the head hard with a can of 7-Up. He’s alright though, it was a soft drink.
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A man always gets mixed up between golf and fire. Nobody questioned why until one day a fire started to spread and he shouted "FORE, I MEAN FIVE, I MEAN FIRE!"
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As long as cocoa beans grow on trees, chocolate will be fruit to me.
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if Guinness has Iron in it then that means it's good for you.
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They say every piece of chocolate shortens your life 2 minutes. I did the math. Seems I died in 1543.
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I was told I had ADHD, but I don't because people with that can't focus on one HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!
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If you have to decide between a diet and a piece of chocolate, would you prefer dark, white or milk chocolate?
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Milk chocolate. That joke was hilarious. How about stupid overused knock knocks.

Knock knock,
Who's there
Robin
Robin who
Robin you!

Haha you thought I was going to say Robin Banks. How unoriginal would that have been :lol:
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Ok. Gimme one sec...
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a burger or three!
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They're so cheesy but that's what makes me laugh :lol:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Phillis.
Phillis who?
Phillis a glass of water.
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Ikr?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The door.
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knock knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in.
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Omg :lol:
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
No one.
No one who?
.................
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They're so cheesy like :lol:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish I could win the lotto.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Deja.
Deja who?
Knock knock.
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Knock knock.
There's no one here.
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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.
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I hate stairs. They're always up to something...
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