Jokes topic

[The Jonster]

Sometimes people deserve a good high five, in the face, with a chair. (.......)

[Steo]

What about the worst joke ever.

This guy walks into a bar... ouch!

[The Jonster]

A man got hit in the head hard with a can of 7-Up. He’s alright though, it was a soft drink.

[Steo]

A man always gets mixed up between golf and fire. Nobody questioned why until one day a fire started to spread and he shouted "FORE, I MEAN FIVE, I MEAN FIRE!"

[The Jonster]

As long as cocoa beans grow on trees, chocolate will be fruit to me.

[Steo]

if Guinness has Iron in it then that means it's good for you.

[The Jonster]

They say every piece of chocolate shortens your life 2 minutes. I did the math. Seems I died in 1543.

[Steo]

I was told I had ADHD, but I don't because people with that can't focus on one HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!

[The Jonster]

If you have to decide between a diet and a piece of chocolate, would you prefer dark, white or milk chocolate?

[Steo]

Milk chocolate. That joke was hilarious. How about stupid overused knock knocks.

Knock knock,
Who's there
Robin
Robin who
Robin you!

Haha you thought I was going to say Robin Banks. How unoriginal would that have been

[The Jonster]

Ok. Gimme one sec...
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a burger or three!

[Steo]

They're so cheesy but that's what makes me laugh

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Phillis.
Phillis who?
Phillis a glass of water.

[The Jonster]

Ikr?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The door.

[Steo]

knock knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in.

[The Jonster]

Omg
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
No one.
No one who?
.................

[Steo]

They're so cheesy like

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish I could win the lotto.

[The Jonster]

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Deja.
Deja who?
Knock knock.

[Steo]

Knock knock.
There's no one here.

[The Jonster]

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

[Aaron]

I hate stairs. They're always up to something...