Jokes topic

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Opportunity!
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice! :lol:
 
Imagine that there was a woman named:

"Nō"


-Excuse me, beautiful woman. Can you tell me your name?

-Nō

-Why?

-I just told you...


-Which was?


-Nō!
 
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Jano.
Jano who?
Jano I'm standing here freezing?

Yes I made it up :lol:
 
Getting a room with a good view is like a game but you wanna window :lol:

Again you'll have to read that out loud.
 
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R4Y_ANC3L said:
The Jonster said:
Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!
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You'll need a private TUTOR...
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Late one night a robber wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded. Scandalized, the man replied, "You can’t do this – I’m a US Congressman!" "Oh! In that case," smiled the robber, "Give me MY money!"
 
Again Mala isn't exactly a game but you wanna Play-Doh.

I'm ready to start apologizing again :lol:
 
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken hasn’t evolved yet.

I'm sorry too, that was terrible :lol:
 
Why did the Dollar cross the road. Because it had no cents :lol:
 
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear quite bright – until you hear them talk. :lol:
 
I haven't heard you talk yet :lol: jk

Sometimes in life you just have to get over stuff like me, I got over the garden wall there :lol:
 
9 out of 10 voices in my head are telling me that I am too fat. The last one is calmly preparing a bowl of chips. :lol:
 
Most people have some sort of problem in life, me? I'm just great though :lol:
 
Most of the time, when you cry, nobody notices the tears you shed. Most of the time, when you're facing trouble, nobody feels your pain. But try farting in public just one time!
 
Please don't take offence to this as I heard it elsewhere and I'm not a racist.

A guy who was using a new Chinese satnav caused chaos. It told him to "turn reft at the rights" :lol:
 
I'll just get up in Ireland and say top of the morning to ya, fiddledeedee potatoes and go with the leprechauns to get some gold..... Said No one, EVER! :lol:
 
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