Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

[Steo]

The name of some bookmakers or something that never got off the ground.

How come Neymar is very close to being the plural to Rayman backwards?

[The Jonster]

Because Neymar lives in this mirror world where The Jonster is the hero and Neymar is his sidekick.

Who is spider-glute?

[Steo]

A cheap knock off of spiderman.

When you're on a Nenuphar is Rayman on top of the Nenuphar or is the Nenuphar underneath Rayman?

[The Jonster]

Actually Rayman phases through the Nenuphar and falls in the water.

What is the Glade of Dreams?

[Aaron]

A glade full of dreams.

What if Mr. Dark was russian?

[The Jonster]

Hmmm, his cape would be red then?

Where did Mr. Dark learn to shoot lightning?

[Aaron]

He learned it from the lightning eyes in Band Land.

Is Globox russian for getting drunk from plum juice? (sorry for asking these types of questions, this is the last one I promise)

[The Jonster]

No he's Raymanian, duh!!! (it's ok)

Can I get drunk on plum juice?

[Aaron]

If Globox can, you can too.

Why are Teensies so fun to race with in Rayman M?

[The Jonster]

Because they’re tiny.

Who is Globber?

[Original Character]

Nobody calls him that anymore, not after the incident.

But what incident?

[The Jonster]

The incident where I kidnap the original Globber and with my amnesiac powers change his name to Globox

Why do Knaaren eat the Teensies?

[DrLazlo]

It's good for their diet.

On that note, why's Reflux the only Knaaren that isn't "invincible"?

[Birds858]

Because he’s Reflux.

Is Rayman 4 : The Dark Return a good name ?

[DrLazlo]

Maybe it was when I was younger. Now, though? Probably not.

What would one of the villains do with the Infinity Gauntlet?

[Birds858]

A Infinity Gauntlet ? In Rayman world ? The Magician confirmed for Avengers 4 !

Why Rayman 1 is so hard ?

[Steo]

The creators never got someone to play test it so didn't know it was difficult.

Why do so many people hate Rabbids?

[Birds858]

#Rabbidsdidnothingwrong.

Is the Rabbids underrated ?

[Steo]

Kind of because it is a fun little game though I prefer Rayman itself.

Why is the Wii U version of Rayman Legends the best one?

[The Jonster]

Because it's HD apparently.

What's best for Rayman's future?