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Birds858 · Post by **Birds858** » Mon Jun 18, 2018 8:44 pm

It’s god himself.

Any idea for a new villain ?

Post by **The Jonster** » Mon Jun 18, 2018 8:45 pm

I already have one.....The scrapped nymph! Forgotten by the developers she used the remnants of The Magician's magic to become an evil sorceress!

Well I tried though...

Which color do you like lums to be?

Birds858 · Post by **Birds858** » Mon Jun 18, 2018 8:46 pm

Yellow, red, blue,green and white.

Any story ?

Post by **The Jonster** » Mon Jun 18, 2018 8:48 pm

Yaessss.....da wabid n da wite lume!

Wut is the phyrr people?

Post by **Steo** » Tue Jun 19, 2018 4:04 am

De enemees that phyrr @ U

Why do those RRR TV Party cutscenes feel nostalgic to me?

Post by **The Jonster** » Tue Jun 19, 2018 4:10 am

Because you like football maybe?

How did I do with Bandicam videos of Rayman?

Post by **Steo** » Tue Jun 19, 2018 4:21 am

I'm guessing it's probably because he has a CRT which is acting very erratically and he's smashing the feck out of it

My uncle used to smack his CRTs when they were failing to make them work

Anyway I'll know when I see em.

How do I not suck at Rayman?

Post by **The Jonster** » Tue Jun 19, 2018 4:23 am

By being too good, of course!

How do I not get a Rayman fever?

Post by **Steo** » Tue Jun 19, 2018 4:45 am

By not wanting yellow shoes and a purple hoodie

How to I stop being too good at Rayman?

Post by **The Jonster** » Tue Jun 19, 2018 4:54 am

By sucking of course.

How can I be Globox if my skin is green?

Post by **Steo** » Tue Jun 19, 2018 5:01 am

By being Sir Globrax

Why is it called Rayman Legends instead of Rayman is a Legend?

Post by **The Jonster** » Tue Jun 19, 2018 5:07 am

Because there are probably other Legends besides Rayman?

What's the wabid?

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 3:05 pm

The Rabbid with a speech impediment.

Why are lums spelled with a Z in the Rayman 2 manual?

Post by **The Jonster** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 5:05 pm

Because they really spell DOMZ.

I wish Bzzit stil had his hands, dont you?

Post by **Steo** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:36 pm

He wasn't called Bzzit back then though.

Was replacing Rayman's scarf with the hood and strings to make him look cool?

Post by **The Jonster** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:37 pm

Hmmmm....that depends on your preferences.

I like both.

Why is it called UbiArt?

Post by **Steo** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:42 pm

Because it's so good that Ubisoft wanted people to know it was theirs and trademarked it. It's also telling you to be art

Why does Rayman fall so slow in the first game yet people find it the hardest game?

Post by **The Jonster** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:45 pm

Because everybody hates Picture City.

Why does the original have such good beats?

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 5:23 pm

Because its soundtrack is amazing!

Why does Candy Château make me want to eat chocolate?

Post by **The Jonster** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 5:27 pm

Because chocolate is safe and delicious, unlike in Candy Crush.

Does anyone want some strawberries? I fee like sharing some with Globox.

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